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The Sarcastic Patriot Dictionary.

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posted on Feb, 13 2016 @ 04:52 PM
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After reading the sarcastic patriot dictionary. I thought I would share with the good readers of ATS. and yes people It is in the mud pit. Because some people will take offense.

Below I am going to quote a few of my favorite 'definitions'. Let's begin.

Sarcastic Patriot Dictionary.


BACKGROUND CHECK Something that only people with nothing to hide would willingly agree to, so naturally Democrats think it's nifty for everyone except their presidential candidates. -




BENGHAZI That time when Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton covered up their own willful incompetence in the deaths of four Americans by claiming a YouTube video could beat up their foreign policy.




BUREAUCRACY What we call the vastness of government and most large corporations. Black holes envy bureaucracies because they suck up the one thing a black hole can’t…the soul of a human.




CAPITALISM The reason communists/socialists/Democrats have for existing. Without capitalism they would have absolutely no parade to rain on.




COMMUNISM 1. A failed ideology that has killed over 100 million people and still “sounds good on paper” to people who are too dumb to know that paper doesn’t Snip talk. 2. Equality is achieved when everyone is poor, because then nobody is. This is better than capitalism because asking why will get you killed by people who appointed themselves, for the greater good, to be a little more equal than you.




COMPASSION For those who worship at the altar of government this usually this manifests itself through mandated confiscation of other people’s money under the rationale “they don’t need it” in order to give it to people who redundantly go from “needy” to “need government.




CONSTITUTION The foundational document for the laws that keep us trapped in this earthly bourgeois purgatory called the United States. In all actuality, the Constitution is a glorified piece of protected toilet paper that is considered the holy grail of Scandinavia-loving liberal Democrat snips everywhere.




DEBT Absolutely no idea what that is when a Democrat is president, and when they’re not in the White House it’s a three-letter word to Joe Biden.




DEMOCRAT A member of a political party led by people who believe they are speaking for those who don’t have a voice, which is a polite way of saying its members are the politically deaf, dumb, and blind.




ESTATE TAX Basically, “till death do us part” doesn’t count with government. Your death is considered an act of divorce and the Estate Tax is Uncle Sam’s alimony.



ECONOMICS The rules and theories about choices made with a scarcity of resources. The only way you could get Democrats to ignore these more is if you wrote a constitution for them.




JOBS A four-letter profanity to career welfare-recipients, and another three-letter word to Joe Biden




SMART PHONE Humans will never exceed their creator, God. But Silicon Valley liberals proved themselves capable of creating something that knows more than they do.



SCANDINAVIA The region of the world that brought us the mythology of Thor (you’re welcome Marvel) and all of the magic, hocus pocus, and make believe that comes with it. See also: socialism.



REPUBLICAN The party of American patriots that keeps electing leaders who seem to act around Democrats like they should have been born French.



MONEY That green leafy stuff that grows on taxpayers. It’s also, it is the root of all evil when socialist liberals don’t possess it.



LIBERAL A person made of a super rubbery substance that causes all logic, common sense, and decency to bounce right off of them.




SOCIALISM The political philosophy in which as you become most successful in society you also become responsible for paying the fair share of society’s most suck-cessful.


While these 'definitions' might be inflamatory to some. How accurate are they ?

Ps. Don't shoot the messenger.




posted on Feb, 13 2016 @ 04:59 PM
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Interesting read so far.

While it may be called a "sarcastic patriot's dictionary", it would be better described as a dummies guide to Right Wing rhetoric and propaganda.

Or better yet, how about "trolling republicans that aren't wise enough to see they are being trolled"?




posted on Feb, 13 2016 @ 05:01 PM
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That was painfully unfunny.


Seriously.



posted on Feb, 13 2016 @ 05:26 PM
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ABORTION
An unfairly named medical procedure that puts undue attention on a fetus, the one oppressed minority liberals don’t think is deserving of civil rights that can actually be found in the Constitution.
Definitely a 14th Amendment miscarriage


And a new one...
9/11
Liberals still think it's just a phone number





posted on Feb, 13 2016 @ 05:48 PM
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originally posted by: CharlieSpeirs
That was painfully unfunny.


Seriously.

Because the truth hurts?

Thought so...



posted on Feb, 13 2016 @ 05:49 PM
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originally posted by: Granite

originally posted by: CharlieSpeirs
That was painfully unfunny.


Seriously.

Because the truth hurts?

Thought so...


No, rather there was no satirical value to it.

At all.



posted on Feb, 13 2016 @ 06:02 PM
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CONSTITUTION The foundational document for the laws that keep us trapped in this earthly bourgeois purgatory called the United States. In all actuality, the Constitution is a glorified piece of protected toilet paper that is considered the holy grail of Scandinavia-loving liberal Democrat snips everywhere.


Explains the previous president's remarks of it just being a piece of paper. Maybe Republicans will give up the Second now.



posted on Feb, 13 2016 @ 07:16 PM
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a reply to: Granite



Because the truth hurts?

Thought so...



Yeah. You sure told him.

That remark was only slightly less clever than this list.



posted on Feb, 13 2016 @ 07:40 PM
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Conservative republican: invade every "enemy" that happens to have oil



posted on Feb, 13 2016 @ 07:46 PM
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originally posted by: DimensionalChange03
Conservative republican: invade every "enemy" that happens to have oil





Liberal Democrat invade every rich persons wallet because they don't 'deserve' it.

Then blow the cash, and rinse, and repeat.



posted on Feb, 13 2016 @ 07:48 PM
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originally posted by: neo96

originally posted by: DimensionalChange03
Conservative republican: invade every "enemy" that happens to have oil





Liberal Democrat invade every rich persons wallet because they don't 'deserve' it.

Then blow the cash, and rinse, and repeat.


The rich are richer now, even after 7 years of Obama. Your assertion is ridiculous and absurd.



posted on Feb, 13 2016 @ 07:54 PM
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a reply to: introvert

So are the poor, and middle class.

Anyone saying otherwise is ridiculous and absurd.

www.census.gov...

Have anything other than parroting Sanders ?




Aggregate net worth is another indicator that can be used to gauge the financial well-being of Americans. Between 2000 and 2011, U.S. aggregate net worth increased from $28.9 trillion to $40.2 trillion.


Yes people 40 trillion is 'chump change'.

www.usdebtclock.org...

Yes people 83 trillion in household assets is 'poverty'.

Compared to the 22 trillion them evil corporations have.



edit on 13-2-2016 by neo96 because: (no reason given)



posted on Feb, 13 2016 @ 08:03 PM
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a reply to: neo96

I will not deny that. Then again, I'm not the one making ridiculous claims.



posted on Feb, 13 2016 @ 08:11 PM
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a reply to: introvert

Ridiculous eh.

Alternative minimum tax

FATCA



America’s top tax on long-term capital gains is 23.8%, made up of two components. There’s the 20% top gain rate, plus the 3.8% Affordable Care Act tax for those with adjusted gross incomes of $200,000 ($250,000 married filing jointly). Then, add state taxes that can be as high as California’s 13.3%. The Golden State taxes ordinary income and capital gain at the same rate.


U.S. Capital Gain Rate Among World's Highest, But President Obama Wants More




The first new tax is a 3.8% medicare surcharge on investment income. - See more at: www.kahnlitwin.com...


What is ABSURD is anyone trying to argue with what I Said.

The proof is in the TAXES.



posted on Feb, 13 2016 @ 08:11 PM
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a reply to: neo96

What?

From your own Census.gov link:


Overall, median household net worth decreased by $5,046, or 7 percent, between 2000 and 2011.


Median net worth excluding home equity increased by $2,615 (or 14 percent) between 2000 and 2005 and decreased by $3,815 (or 18 percent) between 2005 and 2011


Median net worth dropped. How does that translate to the poor and middle class being richer?

EDIT:

Also, from the US Debt Clock:

People living in poverty:

2000: 32,590,919
2016: 46,288,545

That's a 42% increase in the number of people living in poverty. The population in the same time has increased from 282.2 million to an estimated 322.7 million — or 14% — meaning for there have been no change, the 2016 number should be 37,153,647. That means a group of Americans larger than the population of NYC has fallen below the poverty line in the last decade and a half.
edit on 2016-2-13 by theantediluvian because: (no reason given)



posted on Feb, 13 2016 @ 08:15 PM
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a reply to: theantediluvian

I wasn't going to question his links because the debate is starting to slip in to loony-land and I am not in the mood to go round in circles.

It's pointless and a waste of time with this one.



posted on Feb, 13 2016 @ 08:21 PM
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a reply to: introvert

SO government websites are 'loony land' ?

That's nice.

The first two were from the IRS.

It appears some people don't like real world facts.

Instead they keep ignoring American reality.

The alternative minimum tax to make the rich pay their fair share.

The ACA TAX to pay for that crap.

The medicare capital gains surtax that's triple taxation since employers, and employees both already pay for it.

They get to pay for it again. Each one via their 401ks, and IRA, and anytime they sell their home.

God bless the people living in denial.

And the other one was from the census.

That's another government website.



posted on Feb, 13 2016 @ 08:22 PM
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a reply to: theantediluvian

Just stopped reading at that point ?

Read the rest.

In a decade that aggregate wealth climbed from 28 trillion to 40 trillion.

Now if the RICH only were getting 'richer'.

Funny how the middle class got RICHER at the same time.



posted on Feb, 13 2016 @ 08:41 PM
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a reply to: neo96

If I had to speculate, I'd almost bet that you wanted to pick a topic that would stir things up a bit.

I'd say you did a good job.

hahahahahahaha



posted on Feb, 13 2016 @ 08:43 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

What stirred things up was this comment.




Liberal Democrat invade every rich persons wallet because they don't 'deserve' it. Then blow the cash, and rinse, and repeat.


They actually 'think' they aren't like that.




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