posted on Feb, 9 2016 @ 09:24 PM
#5: Hitlary Ramrod Clinton
Let's face it, we need a woman in office. Of the millions upon millions of women in America, let's go with that one.
Sure, a woman president would be historic, especially when that woman is a vile serpent-beast.
The bottomless pits of hell, could not produce a better candidate.
It's not enough to give us an evil witch, we want a forgetful evil witch.
Where my emails go?
What's a Benghazi?
Where'd my millions in Russian bribe money go?
Yeah, ok. Numero Five-o is looking out for Numero Uno.
#4: The Bush
Do not mistake the low ranking for this individual. He is the Chosen One.
The final installment of the trilogy, for it must come to pass.
The Third Bush of the Apocalypse is upon us!
Repent, vile liberals, the end is truly nigh!
So it is written, so it shall be,
As the world bathes in the radiative nuclear light of thermo-Bushiation,
All life on Earth, die, and go to heaven. : )
Please BushMaster Jebi! Say it ain't so!
#3: Ned Cruz
Now let's talk about my number three fav'. Teddy Cruz Missle Cruise!!!
Boom! You're dead ISIS IRAN!!
Pow!! You're dead Kimmy Jong-Ju-Ju!!
Bam!!! Take that Russia!
BOOYAA! America wins!! You lose, liberals.
Beginning January 21, 2017,
AMERICA SHOWDOWN SMACKDOWN!!!
Hells Yeah!! Sign me up for some of that.
#2: Bernie Flanders
Every revolutionary and historic political election, requires an aspiring leader
to defy all logic and reasoning. One who must embrace the dream world ideology, of All for Government and Government for All.
Everyone knows about the dangers of Commie-Ratbastard-Sotzjialism.
That's right, no matter what you call any idealist's ideology, it always manifests into a Waking Nightmare.
Personally, I prefer to avoid following any of the ideology-isms.
The Ideologues of those Idiotic Idealogies, work so hard to further their own politicrap agenda.
Woe to the World, who must suffer under the Iron Fist of a Bernie Sanders.
The Scientology of Climate Changeyology dictates the only solution be a carbon life-form MegaTax.
#1: Double D Trump
Without further adieu, I present to you, the bombastic one...
Nothing better than the ultra-prosperous, gameshow-businessclown;
Donald F-ng Trump.
Do people really want a 'high risk' taker as their Dear Leader?
Stop. Just stop now, and think, yes think, of the implications; the ramifications.
The Great Wall of America (made in China), shall be built!
It shall be built at the expense of Mexico, using Cheap Mexican Labor!!
I have to stop there, The Big D, is quite possibly; the Meme King.
Seriously though, I smell a big fat corporate fascist pile of dog.. stuff...
Make America Great, again!
Imagine the prosperity America shall feel, in the wake of virtually every kind of robot to replace people's jobs!
No thanks, Trumpasarous Rex, it's terrifying to see the true possibility of a Donald presidency. Absolutely terrifying.