Arcturians rant to Pope Francis?

What a total bummer it must be for those poor ETs stuck here. Millions of years of research and technology, the universe at your tentacle tips only to find yourself growing monkeys in some obscure part of this milkyway.
And you cant even eat them because you dont have the tools to digest them! No, you have to settle for their salty dream tears, and masturbate to their DNA porn. So pure, so precious.