I see a race war in the future, page 1
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reply posted on 11-1-2005 @ 12:36 AM by dr_strangecraft
Here's how it will develop:

People waiting for a flight will be delayed because of security strip-searching people. The fatties will be kidded by the guards, and so the multi-x generation will be raring for a confrontation.

When they get to the ticket counter, they'll learn that the flight is overbooked, and delayed.

The fatties will begin griping to each other that the size-ist airline "made me buy two seats, so I wouldn't rub up against the person in the next seat."

And then someone will say, "Hey, wait a minute; me too!!!"

Then the fatties will figure out that the plane isn't physically overbooked; it's just that tall of the plumpsters bought up all the empty seats.

as the crowd gets rowdier, security is summoned from the security screening area. The head honcho will threaten to arrest everyone. Someone from the crowd shouts, "Hey, when he frisked me, he said I smelled like BACON!" "Yeah, he said that to me, too." Pretty soon, someone hurls a half-empty can of fresca, and it strikes a guard. Then one of the guards says joins the rioters, saying "you oughta hear the fat jokes they tell each other about the women they frisk, calling 'em heiffers!"

The crowd rips up the rows of chairs in the waiting area, the chairs they couldn't fit into because the armrests are too close together, and they barricade the airport. Every police unit sent against the rioters contains obese members, who defect to the guerillas.

Lawlessness descends on the city, as persons of enhanced girth go on killing sprees, hunting down physicians who chided them for their weight; beating up on recruiting executives for failing to hire the morbidly obese. Models and Insurance executives are afraid to be seen in public. Schools descend into anarchy as "fat brigades" hunt down the bullies of the schoolyards, and coaches are forced to run bleachers until they collapse.

Meanwhile thin people, already in the minority, begin stuffing their clothes so that they are not attacked in public. There are mob actions and "forced weighings" to see if someone is truly obese or just retaining water.

From there, civilization begins to crumble. . . .
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