posted on Feb, 6 2016 @ 11:57 AM
It's official! Barbie has stepped out of the box! Now there's no excuse of why YOU TOO can't emulate Barbie, in some fashion
There's a Barbie of color and shape!
Have Cancer, no worries! So can Barbie!
Don't like being bald and want to look stylish, even though you're "bald & beautiful"....from your Chemo? So can Barbie!
Are you pregnant housewife? So can Barbie!
Maybe, you're a slutty pregnant teenager? So can Barbie!
Are you a middle aged, menopausal woman, or her husband? A Grandparent? So can Barbie!
Are you a lesbian? So can Barbie!
Mattel Just Released The First-Ever Lesbian
Are you guys feeling left out? So can Barbie!
Don't be a bigot and try to tell me that's a Ken Doll!
Think you're too grown up to play with dolls? No your not, and SO CAN BARBIE!
Thanks for reading