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The End Of The World is Valentine's Day, needed to join prior to!

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posted on Feb, 3 2016 @ 12:36 PM
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Hello ATS!

Had to sign-up before world's end! Long time non-contributing member.

I thought there were some weird sky noises, did a search and stumbled across this site. I ended up identifying the source (local car salesman's PA bouncing off many walls in cold temps makes nice harp-like sounds!). Ended up reading all kinds of strange stuff that I like anyway: music, Uncle Al, freemasonry (both pro and anti), literature, science, many conspiracy theories, short stories, etc.

Then I figured out that each of you have handles! Then it made more sense. I read in horror the trials of Hefficide. Figured out Zaphod was the air craft guru (I look at clouds now and say, "Hey, that one looks like an A12!"). Read the great and wonderful thread of #He Who Shall Not Be Named#. Saw some great member art. Read some reviews on music and books. And was hooked!

Me, computer nerd, non-joining type. Into guitars/music, snowboarding, mountain biking, making my own beer, good food, good times, good literature. UFO skeptic--but like Mulder, I want to believe. I have been following the developments in nuclear fusion very closely (indeed, my first post is in the Science and Tech forum because it could not wait--I know bad form). Oh, and BACON!

So here I am standing on the diving board ready to take the plunge!

To borrow from U2. "This is a song Donald Trump stole from R.E.M. And I'm stealing it back!"

-TEOTWAWKIAIFF




posted on Feb, 3 2016 @ 12:38 PM
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a reply to: TEOTWAWKIAIFF

Welcome.

Which thread was this, 'Read the great and wonderful thread of #He Who Shall Not Be Named#.'?



posted on Feb, 3 2016 @ 12:44 PM
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a reply to: TEOTWAWKIAIFF



Oh, and BACON!

Welcome to ATS. If you haven't already, check out Hefficide's epic bacon thread. You won't be disappointed.



posted on Feb, 3 2016 @ 12:47 PM
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Hello and welcome to ya. Pleased to meet you im sure.



posted on Feb, 3 2016 @ 12:49 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: TEOTWAWKIAIFF

Welcome.

Which thread was this, 'Read the great and wonderful thread of #He Who Shall Not Be Named#.'?



That's what I want to know too!

Oh, hello new person and welcome to our lovely realm!



posted on Feb, 3 2016 @ 12:49 PM
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a reply to: TEOTWAWKIAIFF

You had me at Bacon.

Welcome



posted on Feb, 3 2016 @ 12:55 PM
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a reply to: TEOTWAWKIAIFF

Your very welcome, and we could do with a few more musicians. So what's this about TEOTW? are you getting married on the 14th!



posted on Feb, 3 2016 @ 12:59 PM
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Last one into the ATS bunker at TEOTW has to clean the staff break room.



posted on Feb, 3 2016 @ 01:04 PM
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a reply to: TEOTWAWKIAIFF

Welcome aboard!

a reply to: smurfy

My guess is a Ghostbusters II reference.

"Valentine's Day. Bummer."



posted on Feb, 3 2016 @ 01:06 PM
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a reply to: cmdrkeenkid

'The end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.'-

-R.E.M.



posted on Feb, 3 2016 @ 01:12 PM
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Welcome to the crazy house! It seems that you have managed to find your way around. Watch out for the pixies, they tend to get a bit pissy if you step on their wings. Don't knock on the 3rd door on the left (unless you bring Chocolate) otherwise you should be good.



posted on Feb, 3 2016 @ 01:22 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

"According to my source, the end of the world will be on February 14th, in the year two thousand and sixteen."



Direct link to video



posted on Feb, 3 2016 @ 01:23 PM
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a reply to: TEOTWAWKIAIFF

Welcome.

Here's a canvas smoking jacket, with sleeves that tie at the back.

Also, note the fine upholstery work on the walls of your room.

The nurse will come by shortly with your pills and some water.

I hope you enjoy your stay.




posted on Feb, 3 2016 @ 01:24 PM
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a reply to: TEOTWAWKIAIFF

Always good to have something to look forward to. I'll wait until after V-Day to purchase an SUV for my upcoming family addition.



posted on Feb, 3 2016 @ 01:30 PM
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a reply to: cmdrkeenkid

I thought you and the other poster were referring to his screen name/abbreviation.



posted on Feb, 3 2016 @ 01:33 PM
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a reply to: chr0naut



The nurse will come by shortly with your pills and some water.

Pills? What pills? There are no pills here. It's candy.



posted on Feb, 3 2016 @ 01:35 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

No worries. It was mentioned in the thread title, but not in the post itself.



posted on Feb, 3 2016 @ 01:47 PM
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a reply to: TEOTWAWKIAIFF

Mountainbiker?YAAAAAY!

Welcome.Have fun.Don't mind the lunatics.



posted on Feb, 3 2016 @ 02:06 PM
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a reply to: TEOTWAWKIAIFF

Howdy

What in the hell is a Teotwawkiaiff anyway.

So as this is a conspiracy site, I am going to figure it is some kind of hidden code. Most likely it is something simple where each letter is assigned a number according to it's place in the alphabet except when they follow a vowel or when they are doubled or when they appear before three vowels in a row. Then taking those numbers and adding or subtracting the number of syllables in the word arrange them according to other ancient manuscripts and decipher just who you really are and call you out before the whole community as the infiltrator from Mars I know you really to be.




posted on Feb, 3 2016 @ 02:10 PM
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If I may make a correction: Don't mind the Raving lunatics.
We are, of course, all loonies.
Anyways, Welcome to ATS, TEOTWAWKIAIFF, great to have you aboard. Have a and don't forget to laugh.

Oh. Before I forget. take this. You'll need it. Use it however you wish, but most typically make a hat.



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