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One Guy Goes Into A Club & Meets The Anitchrist - What now?

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posted on Feb, 3 2016 @ 12:04 PM
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a reply to: OneManMasquerade

Stop me if you have heard this one.

2 Termites walk into a bar, One says "Where's the Bar Tender"


Nerd rim shot.




posted on Feb, 3 2016 @ 12:05 PM
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Can you explain the joke please? Maybe my knowledge of termites is limited but I just don't get it at all haha
a reply to: Hermit777


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posted on Feb, 3 2016 @ 12:09 PM
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a reply to: Esoterotica

There are plenty of people that are wheelchair bound that drive vehicles.


And the termite joke.... Termites eat wood. "Where's the bar TENDER"? Like a steak right? Tender.

You're welcome.



posted on Feb, 3 2016 @ 12:21 PM
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a reply to: areyousirius360

Look up the 1988 Vice Presidential debates.



posted on Feb, 3 2016 @ 12:24 PM
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a reply to: Kangaruex4Ewe

I like Nerd and geeky jokes, could be cause i am one.

I find this post interesting, creative Writing. However, i have been in barsd and other places and have met several Jesus's, John the Baptist's, Beast's, S-t-n's, etc. I don't know, it takes all kinds to make a world.




posted on Feb, 3 2016 @ 01:16 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicusYou are no John Kennedy. Go on.



posted on Feb, 3 2016 @ 01:23 PM
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a reply to: areyousirius360

It was a joke dude.



posted on Feb, 3 2016 @ 01:24 PM
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Im familiar with the debate but I don't want to be sent on a goose chase. I'll look into though.
But an answer to my question are you aware( of anti-christ being a misnomer) would be appreciated, in non cryptic fashion without referring to politics, please.
Thanks in advance if the 88 thing does have a connection, I love information like that.
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posted on Feb, 3 2016 @ 01:29 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicusOh I wasn't being rude I legit don't follow.



posted on Feb, 3 2016 @ 01:29 PM
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a reply to: areyousirius360

My first post in this thread is a joke.



posted on Feb, 3 2016 @ 01:33 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicusBack to the Beast/anti-christ error. Because Christianity I would expect that from but not a Mason who knows Lucifer is not Satan and the history of the erroneous myth of lucifer.



posted on Feb, 3 2016 @ 01:34 PM
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a reply to: areyousirius360

You really are reading way too much into what I posted. It was a joke.

As me again if I know.








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posted on Feb, 3 2016 @ 01:42 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicusO.K. O.K. I do get that I am just curious as a side note if you were previously aware of said error. I'm trying real hard to be polite and am not trying to be a rabble rouser. .
I have yet to meet a person who isn't aware of this misnomer Christian or otherwise that's all.



posted on Feb, 3 2016 @ 01:44 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicusGotcha.



posted on Feb, 3 2016 @ 01:44 PM
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a reply to: areyousirius360

See the above link.



posted on Feb, 3 2016 @ 01:59 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
I did thank you im going to read it all.



posted on Feb, 3 2016 @ 02:51 PM
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originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe
Will the REAL Antichrist please stand up?

Well, for what it's worth, I once had a few beers with this guy in Toronto's Chicken Deli.



posted on Feb, 3 2016 @ 04:05 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I guess maybe you have to be a certain age, and had watched the debate between VP Dan Quayle and Lloyd Bentsen. It was a good joke. Too many people are just unaware of the background to understand it.

-dex



posted on Feb, 3 2016 @ 04:13 PM
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originally posted by: DexterRiley
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I guess maybe you have to be a certain age, and had watched the debate between VP Dan Quayle and Lloyd Bentsen. It was a good joke. Too many people are just unaware of the background to understand it.

-dex


That's the problem with topical humour, time passes it by. I understood it.

ex. Monty Python "The Exploding Penguin, Why is there a Penguin on the Tele?" vs. "The Parrot Sketch" or "The Lumberjack song"

The former is political/topical the other two are always funny.



posted on Feb, 3 2016 @ 04:16 PM
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a reply to: Hermit777

But some political dialogue is more transcendent. Not that the Quayle vs. Bensten (or is it Bernesten?-Dun, dun, daa) debate is the pinnacle of political rhetoric but we recall such lines as Caesar's 'vini, vidi, vici' and exchanges even older than that.




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