How Can I Meet Intelligent Extra-Terrestrials?

Originally posted by ChandlerBing

Originally posted by Ycon
If you want to meet a alien/grey/reptoid/demon start worshipping satan.

The big deception, aliens are not ET's

Could not have said it better!

Add your god or the hybrid jesus to that list to buddy
if you get educated more you wont worship any of them for any reason....


We are GODS !

[edit on 29-1-2005 by lizzardsamok]

Come to Phoenix. It isn't to hard to spot one. I have seen one before flying quite low. If you want to meet an alien, go far into a desert and strip naked. Have flares ready. Usually then if the come near light flares to increase their interest. While the flares burn, start to masturbate. When the aliens public transportation they may want something from you. The cum stains will show that you won't enjoy the aliens molesting you. If a spaceship is yellow watch out they are the easiest to attract. Many of those aliens are homosexual and you are at great risk!

Some of you sure are weird

no offence