posted on Mar, 6 2005 @ 04:26 PM
Kano walked down the hall of a block of flats, checking the door numbers as he passed. He walked up another flight of stairs and rounded the corner to
the next level. His eyes flicked across the door numbers on the doors to the left and right of him. Kano continued to walk down the corridor until he
came to the door number he had been looking for. He tapped on the door and was called in.
"Hi, Kano" Said ADVISOR ushering him into the room and shutting the door quickly behind him.
Kano looked to his left and saw a small grey alien sat in an arm chair waving to him.
"What is that" Said Kano backing away back towards the door and feeling for the door knob.
"That's Simon, dont worry"
"That is Simon?"
"Yeah, go over and see him"
ADVISOR walked towards the coach next to the chair Simon was sat on. Kano followed him peering over his shoulder towards the alien. Then Kano broke of
his close pursuit of ADVISOR and walked towards the alien. He began to prod the alien with his index finger.
"How do you like it? er? Yea, it's not nice be poked and prodded, ah?"
Simon turned his head towards ADVISOR.
"What is this human doing?"
"Well, he is standing infront of you poking you repeatedly with his index finger" Said ADVISOR . "And grinning profusely"
"That's it!" Said Simon waving his long grey finger and shrinking Kano to an inch in height (which is 2.2 cms. See i'm not just a pretty face...
come to think of it i'm not even a pretty face).
Simon stood up and picked the screaming Kano up and put him under an empty glass. Then walked to a near by goldfish tank and removed a small fake
diver in a diving suit from within it. Then walked back to Kano who was trying to avoid the spider which had landed on top of the glass. Simon flicked
the spider off and took Kano out from under the glass, dressed him in the divers suit and through him back into the fish tank.
"He's sleeping with the fishes, now."
"Yes, so he is" said ADVISOR with a mixed look of amazement and fear in his eyes. "Kinda ironic isn't it? You being Simon the Grey instead of
"I may have only been visiting this planet for a while but i have noticed that humans fail to understand the correct usage of their own words. Even
your primitive grammar is too much for you to handle. Just read this for prove"
"Sir, i have to issues" Said agent Hermen.
"Well, the first is that on the pen i've got. The standard issue CIA pen. It has quite a drastic miss spelling on it. It says NSA instead of
"Yes, well, it's called budgeting. We cant afford to reprint the pens, so you just have to make do with the NSA pens. We tried reprinting the
standard issue CIA towels and just printed CIA over NSA but it didn't work out"
"Yeah, i wondered why my towel said CSA, couldn't you at least of replaced the S?"
"Oh yea, and i need plane tickets to the yuk"
"The what? You mean the U.K, Herman?"
"Oh yea, same thing, right?"
"Right, with those Brits it's an easy mistake to make"