posted on Feb, 1 2016 @ 05:30 AM
a reply to: johndeere2020
Building a house on that guy would only annoy him.
"Residents were stunned today as a Main Street home was destroyed when it turned out that Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson was part of the foundations. The
homeowners only realised he had been under there, when his standing up and stretching the kinks out of his neck, caused a complete structural failure
of the building. Picking bits of roof joist out of his teeth, Mr Johnson was heard to exclaim: "Damn...I am late for filming some terrible movie or
other!". He left soon afterward, in a shower of masonry dust. The homeowners are in critical condition at a local hospital, and were not available for
comment, and Dwayne Johnson has had to book an appointment with his tailor. More at eleven, and on the entertainment news at twelve."