What are you really bad at ?

a reply to: bigfatfurrytexan

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

but I'm mostly horrible about procrastination.

a reply to: Layaly

Ain't it the truth!

Math. Anything past 10 I usually have to count on my fingers and didn't memorize multiplication tables either.

a reply to: maybee

Lol

That reminded me I can't tell 'left from right'

(I always think of what hand I write with .. That means right)

And 'vertical and horizontal'

(I always have to picture sun setting over the horizon .. But even that doesn't make sense as the sun goes down vertically) ..

It's how I failed my management class at uni .. Instead of horizontal mngment structure I wrote about horizontal ..
(Omg lol ..see this is what I mean .. wtf)

a reply to: Layaly

Cooking for myself.
Dressing with any sense of style.
Budgeting.
Grocery shopping.
First person shooters.
Not being an asshole in certain MMOs.
Sense of direction.
Shaving.
Finishing books unless they are audio books.
Math and numbers.
Drawing.
Shark diving.
Essay assignments.
Lists.

a reply to: WakeUpBeer

You are the worst person at being the worst person

what am I bad at??

I think I'm too humble to come up with anything.

Ok I'm not bad at being sarcastic..

relationships, except with animals.
remembering what time means.
not drinking.
keeping secrets.
saying no.
money.
Dancing.
letting go.
sleeping.
going to the bathroom.
I'm very bad at not being jealous yet im never envious.
I'm bad at good bye.
I'm bad at following anything.
I was horrific at schooling, yet I'm quick to learn.

I'm bad about caring about anything while also caring about everything. Not sure how that works.
I'm bad at anything involving balance.
I'm bad at heights.

I'm pretty bad at life as a whole. Killing to live.. I'm bad at being a vampire.

a reply to: Layaly
I'm really bad at saying things that disturb people in some way or other. There just isn't a filter for my mouth.

a reply to: Skid Mark

I am terrible at not thinking about this thread .. I keep on walking around and just suddenly bursting out in laughter .. people are looking at me funny .. honestly this was just out of this world .. JayC in matchmakers omg love that woman ..

a reply to: Reverbs

ah yeah look who made it .. the 3 musketeers and their imaginary friend.. Silly, funny, goofy and just plain insane..

a reply to: Layaly
Just don't scroll back a few pages to the moobies. Then you will start laughing.

a reply to: Layaly

oh gawd you.. Too funny.
did you just call me insane?

I'm bad at reading cues in dark online forums.

One thing I know for sure you guys are terrible at sleeping !!!!!

I can read you a bed time story

ADAM MANSBACH
GO THE # TO SLEEP

The cats nestle close to their kittens,

The lambs have laid down with the sheep.

You are cozy and warm in your bed, my dear.

Please go the f to sleep.


I'll read you one very last book if you swear

You'll go the f to sleep.


The eagles who soar through the sky are at rest...


I know you're not thirsty.
That's bulls. Stop lying.

Lie the f down, my darling, and sleep.


The field mice, they make not a peep.

It's been thirty-eight minutesalready.

Jesus Christ, what the f ?
Go to sleep.


All the kids from day care are in dreamland.

Hell no, you can't go to the bathroom.

You know where you can go?
The f to sleep.


The hot, crimson rage fills my heart, love.

For real: shut up and sleep.


The cubs and the lions are snoring

How come you can do all this other great s

But you can't lie the f down and sleep 

I've got two words for you, kid: f sleep.


Screw your stuffed bear, I'm not getting you s .

Close your eyes, cut the crap: sleep.


Flowers doze low in the meadows

My life is a failure, I'm a s parent.

Stop f with me please, and sleep.


The giant pangolins of Madagascarare snoozing 

Sure, fine, whatever, I'll bring you some milk.

Who the f cares? You're not gonna sleep.


This room is all I can remember.

The furniture crappy and cheap.

You win! 


Bleary and dazed I awaken

To find your eyes shut,
so I keep
 my fingers crossed tight, as I tip-toe away

And pray that you're f asleep.



a reply to: Domo1

Your terrible at make up!

Kind of like this;
Black mascara...Check
Eye Liner...Check
Red Lipstick...Check

Its all there

a reply to: Skid Mark

Btw

I am terrible at understanding witty usernames.. I talked about you to friends saying skidy and skidmark bla bla... One night I watched sex in the city.. The lady was asking her friend if it will screw up her romantic love if she has to do her bf's laundry.. When she said skid mark I almost collapsed (that's so not fair man)

originally posted by: Layaly
You are the worst person at being the worst person

Thank you, haha. You are too kind!

originally posted by: Layaly
I keep on walking around and just suddenly bursting out in laughter ..

I have a similar problem. Not from this thread, just generally.

originally posted by: Layaly
One thing I know for sure you guys are terrible at sleeping !!!!!

I'm actually capable of going to bed around midnight and waking up around 7:30am now! No idea how that happened. Am I becoming normal?

...Thanks New York.

a reply to: Layaly

Being good !!!

originally posted by: uk today
a reply to: Layaly

Being good !!!

That was classic