You are delusional and You Will NEVER be President !!!

Jeb Bush, You need to quit, You are delusional should have quit months ago. Jeb You are hurting Your party with the negative commercials and they are about non frontrunners except for one. Jeb is delusional and thinks he has a chance, he has spent by now 160 million on campaigning, that could have helped so many people, I actually don't hate You but Jeb, You will NEVER be president !
Kris Kristy, you are a disgusting cannabis hating overeating slothy bully and I hate everything you dream about, You are delusional . Your fat butt will NEVER be President !
Carly Fingeriner , please quit, Your printers don't work and planned parenthood will never stop selling baby parts! You are delusional and You will NEVER be President !
Marco Rubio, at least You are in third, anything can happen right ? Wrong! You are a fast talking little beeyotch and You wear clothes that a fat guy should not wear and Im sick of Your stupid commercials too, You are also delusional and You Marco Polo will NEVER be President !
Ted Cruz, Your evangelical nonsense is reminiscent of a televangelist faith healer, delusional, You Ted will NEVER be president !
Martin Omalley, please quit, You have a nice face but the polls don't like You, and your delusional because You still think You have a chance oh and You will never be president !
Rand Paul, Your philosophies, many I agree with is over everyones head should have been dumbed down and you should have played the game, You have to if you want to win. Sorry, I like Your dad and you are NOT delusional but You Rand will NEVER be president !
John Kasich, You think cannabis is heroine, You are an idiot who is delusional. I don't even need to say it but I will, You John will NEVER be president !
Mike Huckabee, I forgot about your heavenly Kim Davis loving soul but You are still talking about yourself in Iowa, very delusional because you STILL think You are in it to win it, if God wanted You to win, there would be no election, you did have Victor Wooten on your show so you aren't a complete idiot but if You ever even really truly believed that you will ever be president then you are delusional and You will NEVER be president!
Hilary Clinton, first You will feel the Bern, no one argues that your personal values suck, please stop pandering to blacks, muslims, gays and women, no one believes your b.s., your husbands b.s. , people are wising up to her finally who havent before, looks like the dems are going Bernie, she is delusional and I deem that she will NEVER be president !
That leaves Sanders and Trump, honestly there isn't much dirt on either in their past. If You search Hilary it is ALL bad. I like some things that Bernie says and I like some of the things Trump says about the banking and foreign relations. I wouldn't cry if Trump or Bernie wins, as an independent I can go both ways lol. Yes, things could be better but they also could be worse. Trump really does seem honestly concerned about the country, even his kids said that he didn't want to be president, he felt like he had to be to save the country and yeah we know, his hair, get over it. Bernie is very honest imo, people say socialism doesn't work, what about social security , that's socialism. Why not give U.S. citizens money ? We give it to other countries, excessive spending, so much in fact that everyone could be taken care of if we didn't. Fox news doesn't like Trump or Bernie. Both are very different but both are similar because they aren't cheap panderers. Which of both has created jobs and achieved major accomplished ? Which would honestly be better for the country ? I have to go with Trumps crazy ass but if Bernie beats Hilary and if she goes to jail then he definitely will then I will be happy if he wins, either way, neither perfect but neither are bad people imo. Just wanted to rant about that. Thanks for listening. So please quit guys and girls, You are delusional and will NEVER be president ! Its Trump and Bernie, if Hilary slips through then its Trump ! Yes, I am a fortune teller, I can tell the future lol

I think Jeb Bush is being made to run. I don't think he really even wants it. His heart isn't in it and you can tell just by watching his behavior. It's like when you make a 5 year old go to church when they don't want to. They will go, but they aren't going to try and act happy about it.

I seriously think if it was just up to him... he would have never even entered the race. He doesn't have the cajones nor the drive and I think he is self aware enough that he knew that beforehand,

He won't last until the end.

originally posted by: Foderalover
Carly Fingeriner

ROFLMAO
Nothing left to add ... except

S&F

"Carly Fingeriner"

originally posted by: Snarl

originally posted by: Foderalover
Carly Fingeriner

ROFLMAO
Nothing left to add ... except

S&F

This is the funniest damn thing I've ever read on here HAHA

Jeb Bush is a washed up piece o' crap. I agree with what others said, he's probably being made to run

a reply to: FamCore

Once had the displeasure of being in the company of "Carly Fingeriner" ...

I can strongly remember the overwhelming desire to be in some other place or time.

a reply to: Foderalover

i got a rant people need start waking up and relize that the whole election thing is not real and the pointless political threads only clog ats.

a reply to: Foderalover

Do you remember the neocons? It's still early in the campaign...Jeb knows it's a marathon and Donald thinks it's a sprint.
Trump is already showing signs of bailing and Palin just sucked all the wind out of him.

It's a selection process, not an election. This isn't Mayberry RFD anymore.

a reply to: Foderalover

Agree with OP.

TL; DR. But, I agree with the first few lines.

He really just needs to give it up already. It's getting kind of sad...

ETA: I did go back and read the entire OP. And, I'm glad I did. Thanks for the laughs.

I personally cannot stand John Kaschich. I lived In Ohio and he did nothing for my home state that was hit hard by the recession...So glad we left!

S&F!

a reply to: Foderalover

Funny post, but there's a lot of truth in what you said.

I can probably accept a Trump and Sanders run for the presidency, but I would definitely be in Sander's corner. Trump is just too crazy and obnoxious for me and I think he would turn a lot of people against him once in office. I also can't accept a candidate that professed their respect for Sarah Palin (cough, cough) and promising a possible position in his administration. Yikes!

a reply to: Foderalover

Fod!!!!!!!

I literally just choked on my coffee. This is the funniest thucking fread, I have read E V E R!!!!

Bwha ha ha ha .........

Trump really wants to save the U.S. all the rest are just robots. But really you had me hooked on the first 6 words.....

Jeb Bush, You need to quit,

Tanks guys, this is the first post that no one slammed me, glad you enjoyed my humor !

Damn I forgot Carson the sleepy doctor. Ben, You are a nice guy but to me You should be a doctor or go to Egypt and figure out how they built those grain bins, or figure out how jail changes dna estrogen striker marks and makes you gay, or explain why Jesus wants You to go to church on Tuesday, or teach some self defense using belt buckles lol, You are delusional and will NEVER be president.

It wasn't funny, but it was a Rant.

a reply to: Foderalover

I think most of these guys live in a bubble surrounded by people who find reasons why this or that is happening, giving them justification for running and the men who want the power tend to believe all the bs. Basically, they drink their own Koolaid, so to speak.


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a reply to: Foderalover

Clinton and Bush in 2016 is so freaking not funny

what a slap in the face to all Americans



go TrumpBurn xd

and ahahahah s&f

LOL tHAT WAS SOME FUNNY STUFF THERE MAN. yOU ARE RIGHT ON...TRUMP 2016 !!!