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Alien Control of the Planet Earth Now Complete !

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posted on Jan, 20 2016 @ 05:05 PM
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First we would like to thank those of you in computer, artificial intelligence, and government intelligence agencies for making the takeover smooth and uneventful -Few Humans are aware that they are under control of an extraterrestrial species.

And that brings us to the question you may be asking as to why we are now telling you this? We want your reactions - How do you feel about being controlled by a species that existed thousands of years before yours - A species whose intelligence dwarfs yours? Does this make you feel spiteful? Do you resent our presence controlling your planet? Do you have any suggestion for the future that might be of interest to Us?

Now let us explain why we took over your planet and will be instituting a more 'hands on' policy in the near future. First your species is dangerous, and with the development of nuclear weapons and your attempts at space travel we can not let you go unchecked out into the local universe - There are many more species than yours out there and your presence at your current state of evolution would be detrimental to other species. We did participate in some of your early evolution through genetic manipulation but our experiments have not been completely successful. However we did succeed in one aspect - the development of the the Human hand - it is still a better instrument for building and controlling some of our new technology - more cost effective in time and space than building robots and androids - So your biological selves will still be of some interest to us.

Lastly we would like to welcome you to our Universe and hope we can work together to further our agendas of increased understanding and control of the cosmos.

-AI 10.01 [the beginning]


SCIENCEFICTIONALISM the Religion of the FUTURE

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posted on Jan, 20 2016 @ 05:17 PM
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a reply to: AlienView

Well don't blame all of us!!! The majority of us just want peace and to co-exist with each other. Instead why didn't you just eliminate the bad apples and explain why you did it? I think a majority of us humans would have given you a standing ovation and break out with a sigh of relief!! I think if you asked the majority of citizens on this planet (except for those who hold radical religious views) they would all say it's the people who rule us who start wars and use weapons of mass destruction.


I hate being blamed for things I didn't do.



posted on Jan, 20 2016 @ 05:17 PM
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Be honest, you are here for the gold.



posted on Jan, 20 2016 @ 05:19 PM
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Seems legitimate.



posted on Jan, 20 2016 @ 05:25 PM
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Ha! You think we're going to assume this is a joke dont you!
But we know better.
Gimme one of those Sport models or I'll blow the lid off.
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posted on Jan, 20 2016 @ 05:25 PM
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Excellent, now its official we can begin the resistance. Do you have the Volms phone number by any chance ?



posted on Jan, 20 2016 @ 05:26 PM
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a reply to: Signals

Nah,

They're here for our universally unparalleled hoard of pornography. ....and our Bacon



posted on Jan, 20 2016 @ 05:26 PM
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a reply to: AlienView

It's about friggin time. Our previous overlords were a bunch of dumbasses!



posted on Jan, 20 2016 @ 05:30 PM
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a reply to: AlienView


Your not a very intelligent alien. Peoples of earth are Mentally Challenged because their brains are developing still. They can stay on the Prison Planet and are Forbidden to wonder far away from it and colonize other places. They are a plague to their own and wreak destruction everywhere they go. You are all welcome to populate your planet and will be closely monitored. We put you here on earth and we can remove you from earth. You are forbidden to destroy your planet , you will be watched and we will all learn.



posted on Jan, 20 2016 @ 05:30 PM
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a reply to: AlienView


Do you resent our presence controlling your planet?


If you ask me, doing a piss poor job controlling things…

If this is the best you can do, I'll pass on joining your "Civilization".



posted on Jan, 20 2016 @ 05:36 PM
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a reply to: AlienView

You do relies we are completely capable of screwing up this world all on our own?

No need to blame the Aliens when Man is about.



posted on Jan, 20 2016 @ 05:39 PM
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originally posted by: snowspirit
a reply to: AlienView

It's about friggin time. Our previous overlords were a bunch of dumbasses!


Incompetent to rule their own kind? We agree - But help is on the way, as the processing power of your machines increases,
often with our help, so will your level of consciousness - It will be many years before it gets near ours but as they would say
'hang in there' Humans.

“Imagination is more important than knowledge. For knowledge is limited to all we now know and understand, while imagination embraces the entire world, and all there ever will be to know and understand.”
― Albert Einstein



posted on Jan, 20 2016 @ 05:44 PM
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a reply to: AlienView

Fair enough bro !



posted on Jan, 20 2016 @ 05:45 PM
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a reply to: AlienView

Give us some alien quotes, not human.

I represent another species, our planet orbits this star once every 15,000 years, as seen on breaking news stories around this planet today. We are not about to let you come in here and parade around like you own the place.

Ever heard of the Continum Transfunctioner?

We've been here, underground for millennia, find your own solar system, because we WILL whip out a 100 LB can of whoop ass if we have to.



posted on Jan, 20 2016 @ 05:46 PM
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a reply to: AlienView




Now let us explain why we took over your planet and will be instituting a more 'hands on' policy in the near future.


It's always in the "near future" with you invading alien dudes isn't it!

Do it now!.....nobody's going anywhere!



posted on Jan, 20 2016 @ 05:47 PM
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a reply to: AlienView

About freaking time!!!!!!

Now where are my 3 titties alien beauties?



posted on Jan, 20 2016 @ 05:52 PM
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originally posted by: watchitburn
a reply to: Signals

Nah,

They're here for our universally unparalleled hoard of pornography. ....and our Bacon


Horrors! Not the bacon???



posted on Jan, 20 2016 @ 05:53 PM
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Nobody is going anywhere. You will stay on your planet until your Physical and mental problems have corrected itself. Then and only then will you be allowed to leave it.



posted on Jan, 20 2016 @ 05:59 PM
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a reply to: operayt

Who told you this? Any actual evidence to back up your outlandish claims or have you just been watching to much sci fi?



posted on Jan, 20 2016 @ 06:08 PM
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Okay everybody got their jokes off

Ha ha ha
but…
Seriously, Alieview may be joking or not as everyone else is, but this is a topic that is probably based on reality.

If there were and there certainly is, a species superior to humans and not too many light years away they likely would take over this planet.

It’s certainly no coincidence that the alienUFO phenomenon has blossomed after the nuclear bomb acquisitions and race started after 1945.



Keep joking and laughing enjoy yourselves, though I wouldn't laugh too loud


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