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The year is 2018. President ____ has been our new leader for just over a year.

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posted on Jan, 14 2016 @ 06:40 PM
I'm finding this political season so much fun!

Here's your chance to show your prophecies based on who gets the presidential office.

Trump? In 2018, nothing much has changed, Google non-driving cars are killing people but Trump thinks the investment opportunities are fantastic. Iran has backed down after we threw a few MOAB's at them. They now produce nothing more harmful than spicy humus. Jobs are plentiful, and there is peace between the borders of Canada and the US especially after we nuked Vancouver.

Clinton? China now owns congress and is calling all the shots. We have surrendered to the Dragon of the East and they now rule the world. On the plus side, Mongolian Beef is he new national favorite.

Sanders? The US looks like Cuba except they have nicer cars.

Cruz? The crafty Canadian gives away Montana, Washington State, and North Dakota and no one notices. Plus, he introduces the loonie into US currency with a picture of Margaret Treudeaux on the coin but no one notices, because Miley Cyrus starts twerking again.

Ok, your turn. . . . . . .

posted on Jan, 14 2016 @ 06:59 PM
The year is 2018. President Sanders has been our new leader for just over a year.

Iran launches missile attacks on Israel. 500,000 killed in two-day onslaught.

ISIS accepts unconditional surrender from Syria and Iraq and forms new government (Russia and the U.S. Coalition withdrew in mid 2017), The U.N. recognizes the new ISIS nation.

ISIS signs peace/economic treaties with Saudi Arabia and Israel and Turkey.

Russia and China attack and sink 1,000 oil tankers at sea.

Russia shuts off natural gas supply to Europe.

Turkey withdraws from NATO.

3,000 American local County hospitals close due to funding problems.

35 U.S. States file municipal bankruptcy.

U.S. national debt hits $22 Trillion.

The world oil markets panic and oil hits $2 a barrel.

International oil companies file bankruptcy.

U.S. Treasury suspends bond issues (lack of buyer confidence in U.S. Government), and U.S. defaults on outstanding securities.

U.S. cities collapse because of massive government failures to stop crimes with guns.

U.N. sends limited troops to U.S. cities.

U.N. Secretary General Barack Obama ask U.N. security council for declaration of emergency in United States.

Mexico and Canada suspend NAFTA.

Asian nations modify TPP treaties and exclude the U.S.

posted on Jan, 14 2016 @ 07:07 PM
a reply to: xuenchen

You forgot to add that our health care is finally free.

posted on Jan, 14 2016 @ 07:09 PM
a reply to: DBCowboy

It's high summer, 2019 and 85 miles under the Arizona desert, in an exquisitely furnished 355,000 square foot bunker facility sits President Trump, his Chiefs of Staff and around of 100 of the caretakers of the known universe.

The Reach Out to China by liquidating North Korea Outreach Program backfired and Kim sent a 30 maned row boat carrying a Mega-Ton 5500 Russian made Czar Bomb up the coast of the pacific and around the Aleutian Islands and on into the San Francisco Bay.

By the time that the radioactive tidal wave receded from Silicone and Simi Valley and the remnants of San Fran have been hauled away to a toxic disposal site in Nevada, the Central Plane States and portions of the South and East Coast have already had epic structure damage and total collapse of physical infrastructure due to 33 days of radioactive acid rain that melted all glass, steel, stone, brick and wooden structures and sent millions of citizens to a cold and wet grave caused by acid decay.

The Military at home has long been dissolved and what was left were busy ganging up and eating uncontaminated citizens' flesh, sometimes raw.

The remaining forces were entrenched in a prolonged conflict in China.

Forces regroup and attack from their newly paved 30,000 square miles base on the former site of the country of Iran.

Deep underground the crust of Arizona however, a untenable appetite for human flesh continues as more and more Chinese food is delivered to the un-holy union of Reptilian and Blue Blood Human Hybrids that finally have consolidated their powers to finishing the job.

Trump's eyes glow red as more Chinese Food is thrown onto the sacrificial fire, sending blood shattering screams of horror echoing off the walls of the conference chamber, down the hall and into the racket ball court which is piled with pallets of gold bars and piles of Oriental Rugs.

edit on 14-1-2016 by EmmanuelGoldstein because: (no reason given)

posted on Jan, 14 2016 @ 07:13 PM
There is no 2018.

posted on Jan, 14 2016 @ 07:14 PM
The year is 2018, and Hillary Clinton has been our president despite ongoing controversy surrounding her email and her foundation and other issues. In fact, the election had to be decided over a swarm of recounts reminiscent of how Al Franken got elected in Minnesota where batches of ballots kept getting discovered in this or that odd place or database.

The Supreme Court finally had to decide the issue.

There was some issue over whether or not Ohio's Electoral College votes would go to Ted Cruz in a shocking rebellion at the last second, but national peacemaker John Kasich brokered a last minute deal to keep them in line ... this was done over seething speculation from the right that he just hated Cruz THAT much.

However, it finally appears that Clinton's chickens have come home to roost with indictments finally coming down along with impeachment from the Congress which continues to stagger along under Republican control. However, Clinton refuses to leave precipitating a constitutional crisis. Code Pink rushes to the side of the first female president and blockade the White House and a tense stand off ensues during which the left insists that the women are NOT terrorists but simply exercising their freedom of speech.

Finally, Congress sends in the Marines who cart them all off, including Mrs. Clinton and her veep Elizabeth Warren who refused to leave. Speaker Ryan is sworn in.

posted on Jan, 14 2016 @ 07:16 PM
Not a damn thing changes

except the debt

It gets even BIGGER

posted on Jan, 14 2016 @ 07:20 PM

originally posted by: ketsuko
a reply to: xuenchen

You forgot to add that our health care is finally free.

a real "free-for-all".

posted on Jan, 14 2016 @ 07:37 PM
The next President's name will be "Gabe" or "Gene". Trump, Clinton or bernies will all have dropped off by mid 2016 and new candidates will come in. just a prediction

edit on 1 14 2016 by Booji because: (no reason given)

posted on Jan, 14 2016 @ 07:37 PM
Its 2095. Its been 79 years since the former Republic had an election in which they voted Trump into power.
After extensive Executive Orders and prolonged Nuclear War, President Trump indefinitely seized power of the presidency and declared the United States to be an Empire and he the Emperor.

With the arms of the Empire stretching out around the globe like an octopus squeezing its prey, the limitations where limitless.

Trump replaced all major organs and bones with synthetic cyber parts which where readily available to the ultra elite for a premium.

Trump, rejuvenated and back at the helm of the unfolding colonization project happening on the Moon and Mars...

Mother Ship IIV, 1,300 miles off of Mars. In Orbit.

My Lord, the food processing plant is back to fully functional in Sector 9.
The first deliveries will be ready for dispersal by 0010 tomorrow.

Excellent, General. Great.
I don't want any f### ups on this, we've got 11 million people living in Sector 9 that paid good money to be here.
Make sure its fixed.

Yes my lord, it will be done.

Have all from the contact list been removed from Earth yet? Where are we with that?

General Spach whips around and barks into a transmitter on the console

Get Commander Grinblock in here ASAP.
My Lord, Commander Grinblock has new information on the progress.

My lord, sir. the list of people to be evacuated from Earth have now been removed from Earth as planned sir.
We now have successfully transplanted 900,000,000 people, sir.

Good. Great.
No, that's good, really. Good.
Change of plans, lets take this ship back to Earth.

But sir, I don't understand, what about the ceremony tomorrow?

Yeah, so? We'll come back here tomorrow, whatever. Why?
Anyways, I want to deliver a little message to those losers left on Earth.


Warm up the mega laser conductor, full power, 5,000 mile radius beam setting.

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posted on Jan, 14 2016 @ 07:38 PM
a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein

lol...this is better than the walking dead, surely there must be a following ?

Edit: I would love to hear what happened between 2020 and
edit on 14-1-2016 by Op3nM1nd3d because: (no reason given)

posted on Jan, 14 2016 @ 07:44 PM

health care is finally free.

Every person in the US on 1-1-2018 received a box with 10 band-aids, 12 aspirins and a book of discount tickets for $1 off any "medical" visit costing over $1000. It's your free medical care since Congress decided doctors and hospitals were a business not medical care.
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edit on 1/14/2016 by roadgravel because: typos

posted on Jan, 14 2016 @ 07:44 PM
The year is 2018 and John McCain has been our president for two years.

He did it by defeating all comers in the Presdiential Octogon of Doom arena deathmatch. All men enter; one man leaves!

For a second, it looked like Hillary was going to gnaw his face off and win, but she could not compare to the things done to him in that prison camp, and he eventually wore her down and broke her.

He picked a relative unknown named Camacho for his veep, and the two began a national fitness campaign based around relative sports drink newcomer Brawndo.

posted on Jan, 14 2016 @ 07:52 PM
Thank you all for the replies.

They have all been great!

posted on Jan, 14 2016 @ 08:06 PM
I think it is more likely the President Trump's head will get so big that it will use all the available memory and virtual storage in the simulation and our universe will end.

The last words spoken will be "is that a giant blue screen of death".

posted on Jan, 14 2016 @ 08:09 PM
Ok one more...

Its 2020 and Vice President Internet God X, embodied in the form of a Japanese Sex Robot, has taken the oath of office of the Presidency of The United States of America after President Trump was hit by an asteroid that took out his private yacht and several secret service tactical schooners while on an exploratory mission outside of the Indian Ocean.

President God X, a complex conglomerate of software operating on a quantum level, quickly adapts and learns by tapping into all brainwaves in the universe.
President God X, otherwise known as just X, had interfaced his very essence into all electrical devices and streams worldwide and personally fed information and direction to the Department of Homeland SS Trump Squadron.

Millions perished in the next few years as even thoughts of crime led to arrest and disposal.

X managed to rearrange parts of its "being" into forms of protein wherein it would disperse itself throughout the human race through food consumption.

Mankind quickly fell into a trance like period know as the 2nd Dark Age. During this time we drifted in and out from deep REM sleep into light sleep. Using the newly introduced particles of X in our bloodstream, our DNA evolved rapidly. Our bodies collectively shut down to a very slow operating speed as we slept. Our organs mutated and fed off of soon to be useless limbs and appendages.

Meanwhile X was creating channels filled with pure protein and electrolytes. These giant concrete channels flowed from shore to shore and looped back around to create several figure eights that would span each continent. The robotic army of workers worked endlessly and tirelessly, controlled by the brain of X.

Finally, those of the humans that survived the metamorphoses rolled into the channels and began to float and absorb the energetic, constant diet. Their round orb shaped bodies absorbing the nutrients and coming to life.
Once conscious and awake, the human race, now balls of cells swimming in a constant stream, hummed together in unison.
Their hive mentality knowing all, seeing all, as all is one.

posted on Jan, 14 2016 @ 08:48 PM
It's 2018 and president Sanders has just helped pass a new law that states, The right of the people to free electricity will not be impinged. Pulling money from the military and putting it into tesla research 12 power stations are built around the globe sending free wireless electricity to everyone. This free abundant power puts and end to world hunger. President Sanders forms new alliances with the all major government powers and in 50 years the human race has a city on mars.

posted on Jan, 14 2016 @ 09:08 PM
The year is 2018. President White has been our new leader for just over a year. His can't fix stupid campaign took off into high gear after he and his buddies from the red neck tour started doing free concerts full of political jokes targeting all the candidates... Trump had lost his mind he could not attack the type of humor that was thrown at his direction because it made Ron White Look like his barbs were right. As the tour finished Ron White got a Landslide victory a first for an Independent candidate since George Washington. This left the world Befuddled, Iran released all prisoners immediately and turned to trying to look squeaky clean because if the United States was Insane enough to Vote the Tatter in a Landslide then they were Just nuts enough to wipe Iran off the map. Korea United after Kim Jong Un traded his power away for a man Cave with all video games ever made, so long as the people of Korea left him alone, Ron's idea.

Ron's Medical plan to legalize pot US wide for recreational reasons drove the Crime Rate down and the Mexican cartels out of Business. The Republican held Congress tried to Block the Legalization causing a Recall of 56 senators and 115 Representatives. Big Tobacco cashed in on legal pot and tobacco sale themselves all but died off. Big Booze on the other hand had to struggle and lost out. Big oil lost government funding with the Newly elected congress after the recalls, this opened the door to inventions like the Near Zero Power Unit a device that leaned the Laws of Thermodynamics that it Bent them and almost broke them.

The war with ISISN"T took a strange turn when President White Authorized Bacon wrapped Bullets and Letter Bomb hussler Magazines over their Strongholds. The Real Religious of the Jihadist wanted no part in that, which left a quick clean up act for the US Generals that Ron let go of the Leashes on.

Taking a book from the Libertarians Ron White Bully Pulpit an Idea similar to the Fair Tax which closed down the IRS. His plan did have an income based prebate to off set the difference between those who had a lot and those who had a little. But the change Brought Businesses flooding back to the United States. So much that the Unemployment rate went negative and the Untied states in One year had to start begging for Immigrants.

Then Ron White found Himself thrown out of a Bar that he had snuck out away from his Secret Service agents, and he was Arrested Once again for being "Drunk In Public"... Vice Pres Foxworthy had to assume his duties while President White sits out his Six month sentence......

posted on Jan, 14 2016 @ 10:44 PM
hah this is a funny thread! I love the reply's.

It's the year 2018 and to the Horror of most Americans and Hillary Clinton, Sara Palin is now the USA President with Trump as Vice. People are so horrified in fact they've decided to outlaw anything PC.

skipping forwards 6 mths.... 'don't worry you didn't miss much' ...

Aliens from the Planet Xenithica Plutoris 005-255A have landed and completely overtaken the White House placing the Land of Opportunity at high risk. Induced Chaos is all that exists now.

fast forwards once more....

The Earth breathes but it's last breath, before imploding into eternal chaos.

The End.

posted on Jan, 16 2016 @ 06:15 PM
Ahhhh. let m e give this here a shot*cracks fingers*
(we take you now to the president for his state of the union address.)

Hello boys and girls!! its 2018 do you know where your president is at? I DOO!!!! Im ssitting in the strip club watching sarah palin shake her butt so i dont toss it in jail. People..I have a dream.. a dream where everyone is equal and we are all treated with respect and dignity. Except you mrs palin...youre getting the hot wax later tonight and bring bristol too.

Anyway Since i have become your glorious leader we have seen unemployment drop to record lowes. Paychecks have skyrocketed,and crime is dowm. And why woudnt it be down since we started shooting criminals outright in the streets. This year i want to introduce a popularly requested measure on our policy with our nations standing in th e world. i call it..."the if you arent with us were gonna kill you dead as a doornail policy" Anytime a nation or a country attacks a american citizen we will respond in kind.

I also want to release a presidential edict. All UN representatives will have from tonight till tomrrow at 5 o clock to clear out of the UN building. Well everyone of the nations who are not our allies that is. Because we are going to make a new organization. Entrance into this new organization will be determined later. All who refuse to leave who have not been invited to stay will be executed as spies.

Now onto the IRS. Im putting you on notice. gather up all paperwork and report to your local un employment office for final paychecks. Those of you we can use wil be called into work at the new department of revenue soon but use this time to reflect on your evil ways.

Now onto HIllary. Since being taken into custody for a attempted coup I being th egreat and merciful leader i am have decided to show her leniency and only chop off one of her hands and reduce th elashes to 1000 from 3000 lashes. Although We will still execute all those traitorous bankers.

Oh and I also want to declare a directed Costitutional amendment convention. Nothing will be taken away but we will edit the 10th to allow states to control their PLace in the US as was intended. Also All drugs will be legalized,as well as all prostitution. We might as well get money from it since people are gonna do it.

I am also going to institute a flat tax of 18.5 percent on yearly income. Thats it. Well Until later america,yall have a good night. Hey palin!! get me a beer!*smacks palin on the butt*

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