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For as long as anyone can remember, dogs have not only been man's best friend, but they also been man's best meal.
There among the piles of clutter,
Lay a poor man in the gutter.
I approached and heard him mutter,
"Call 9-1-1 for peanut butter!
"Sound the siren, lite a flare.
Intensive peanut butter care.
Bring some liquid that contains
Some peanut butter for my veins!"
I'm like him, I do declare.
I need peanut butter care.
Peanut butter's every where.
On my feet and in my hair.
I'm a peanut butter nutter.
Proud old peanut butter strutter.
Heart's a flutter, makes me stutter:
"Puh-puh, puh-puh, peanut butter."