So, what is God, Jesus, Satan, Aliens, etc doing right this minute?

God is looking for some slack...

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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
Don't worry. He'll eat the cultists like you first.

originally posted by: Skid Mark
Don't worry. He'll eat the cultists like you first.

Which is why I chose to hold him in the highest regard. Who wants to live on a planet where he is running the show?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
Too late.

I invited those guys over for supper tonight. Santa's stuck on the can. Jesus got cross with us and left. God complained the chicken didn't taste right and Satan thought the whole chaos was a gas. The Aliens were using my printer to print green cards. I learned not to invite the angels to a chicken dinner, they don't appreciate anyone eating things with wings.

The easter bunny is disgusted by this thread, not 1 person has mentioned him!!!

Probably doing fun transdimensional stuff

originally posted by: OpenEars123
The easter bunny is disgusted by this thread, not 1 person has mentioned him!!!

Sorry to break it you like this kiddo...

it is interesting...when you try to think of deities as an actual reality common sense does seem to make it all fall apart. If God is an actual being there has to be way more to the reality of HIM then what we know. I wouldn't rule out some kind of order or structure to be real, but I'm pretty sure the concept we have of God is incomplete or completely wrong. ....I just got a text from the tooth fairy..he's pissed that he's left out.