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A Loooong Tube With A Bunch of Demons

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posted on Dec, 31 2015 @ 08:08 PM
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Here's a couple of televangelists defending their "God given" private jets. These guys are really walking the fine line between hilarious absurdity and completely vile insanity.




posted on Dec, 31 2015 @ 08:32 PM
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summed up, they need golden chariots for themselves, because the rest of the world are a bunch of disgusting demons wanting them to socialize and stuff.

There are times I do kinda wish the biblical god religion is real..it would bring me a bit of joy to watch their surprised faces when they are on a skewer roasting in hell for their inflated ego and superiority.

But whatever...God gave them those private planes...oh, and the hard earned money of scared pensioners being mentally terrified out of their livelihoods.



posted on Dec, 31 2015 @ 09:29 PM
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Jesus walked around and built a church
These men fly around and control churches
The sad thing is the amount of gullible people who want to believe this tripe for no other reason than they themselves can get wealthy
Giving money to the church with the expectation of getting more back

God, the selfish Christians big slots machine



posted on Dec, 31 2015 @ 09:43 PM
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a reply to: skunkape23

As a Christian, this makes me sick. I'm pretty sure he would look at these two as he did the Pharisees of his day.

They should be ashamed and people should never give money to glorify their selfish lifestyles.



posted on Dec, 31 2015 @ 09:47 PM
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a reply to: Raggedyman




Jesus walked around and built a church


He did no such thing



posted on Dec, 31 2015 @ 10:14 PM
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Talking to and acting requests of any non existent entity gets you certified insane, unless it's God you say your talking to then it's all fine

F# logic

Still though, at least these guys are landing their chariots of the sky instead of crashing them



posted on Dec, 31 2015 @ 10:19 PM
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a reply to: skunkape23

A couple of shameless fakes. Unfortunately, there are quite a few of them on Television and in Mega Churches. One of the big "red flags" is listening for "prosperity gospel" and "motivational" speaking.



posted on Dec, 31 2015 @ 10:20 PM
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originally posted by: skunkape23
Here's a couple of televangelists defending their "God given" private jets. These guys are really walking the fine line between hilarious absurdity and completely vile insanity.


On, no, you're dead wrong. They are not "walking the fine line between hilarious absurdity and completely vile insanity." They are all over both sides of that line, splayed out like a cheap whore at an orgy.

Because that's what they are.



posted on Dec, 31 2015 @ 10:22 PM
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Here's the proper response to these guys:




posted on Dec, 31 2015 @ 10:24 PM
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a reply to: skunkape23

Now, here is a funny one. Think of Sam Kinison.


Start at 4:50 for the meltdown.





Here is a good one from the comedy channel:

This guy can even make midgets grow! LOL


edit on 31-12-2015 by infolurker because: (no reason given)



posted on Dec, 31 2015 @ 10:27 PM
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originally posted by: TheConstruKctionofLight
a reply to: Raggedyman


Jesus walked around and built a church

He did no such thing


Actually, he did. Well, kind of.

He certainly walked around. Except when he rode a donkey's foal into Jerusalem.

He didn't build the church, but he laid the foundation on which it was built and he appointed men to finish the job, building upon the foundation that he laid.

So, yeah, he waked around. And he was instrumental in the building of the church. So the statement is not inaccurate.
edit on 2015 12 31 by incoserv because: I could



posted on Dec, 31 2015 @ 10:28 PM
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originally posted by: infolurker
a reply to: skunkape23
Now, here is a funny one. Think of Sam Kinison.
Start at 4:50 for the meltdown.


Actually, Kinison started off as a Pentecostal evangelist (much in the ilk of those two charlatans up top).



posted on Dec, 31 2015 @ 10:30 PM
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Lawl!



posted on Dec, 31 2015 @ 11:28 PM
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We are not allowed to judge them
Only the creator can

The church was plagued by Simony
Right from the beginning
Simon the magician
Tried to buy his way into the faith
To profit from jesus

Peter the apostles told him to Nick off



posted on Dec, 31 2015 @ 11:56 PM
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originally posted by: piney
We are not allowed to judge them
Only the creator can

The church was plagued by Simony
Right from the beginning
Simon the magician
Tried to buy his way into the faith
To profit from jesus

Peter the apostles told him to Nick off


But we're allowed to condemn gays and abortion cos it says so on page 362 though right?



posted on Jan, 1 2016 @ 03:59 AM
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originally posted by: piney
We are not allowed to judge them
Only the creator can

The church was plagued by Simony
Right from the beginning
Simon the magician
Tried to buy his way into the faith
To profit from jesus

Peter the apostles told him to Nick off


Why do you say we can not judge them, that makes no sense, we can't condemn them as God will
We as christians must make judgements on many things, our actions, others actions, where we socialize and who we socialise with

Don't cast pearls to pigs, wipe the dust of your shoes, they are both judgements, there are many more
You need to stop listening and start studying



posted on Jan, 1 2016 @ 04:06 AM
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originally posted by: markosity1973

originally posted by: piney
We are not allowed to judge them
Only the creator can

The church was plagued by Simony
Right from the beginning
Simon the magician
Tried to buy his way into the faith
To profit from jesus

Peter the apostles told him to Nick off


But we're allowed to condemn gays and abortion cos it says so on page 362 though right?


No that's incorrect

We as christians are to love them, just not accept their choice

Jesus taught love, you are teaching hate

Christians, real Christians condemn homosexuality and abortion, not the person.



posted on Jan, 1 2016 @ 04:14 AM
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originally posted by: incoserv

originally posted by: TheConstruKctionofLight
a reply to: Raggedyman


Jesus walked around and built a church

He did no such thing


Actually, he did. Well, kind of.

He certainly walked around. Except when he rode a donkey's foal into Jerusalem.

He didn't build the church, but he laid the foundation on which it was built and he appointed men to finish the job, building upon the foundation that he laid.

So, yeah, he waked around. And he was instrumental in the building of the church. So the statement is not inaccurate.


Jesus is the foundations
He is the chief cornerstone, the beginning and the end

Thanks for your support, reality is some people just can't be told and won't accept anything, hence why I didn't reply to that other post

These tv evangelists seem to believe they are more important than any others, that's their sin and stumbling block, their choice will lead to destruction
It happens to most in Christian leadership sadly



posted on Jan, 1 2016 @ 07:00 AM
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I Am A Fool And I Walk Blindly To My Doom.
But... When It Comes Down To Faith... I Wonder Who Benefits More... The Carrier Of The Cross... Or The Crown Bearer...

Hint: Roses Sure Are Pretty...



posted on Jan, 1 2016 @ 12:25 PM
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a reply to: skunkape23

Any real Christians know Kenneth Copeland is a huckster, thief and a false prophet/teacher.

I don't know how people fall for guys like him. I tested his teaching by scriptures years ago and found what he taught was not true to the Bible. Cast him off as well as Benny Hinn, Rob Tilton, Mr Bell, Ms White, Olsteen and others and find yourself a Bible believing teacher or better yet just Get an AV Bible and believe every word in it is God's words and judge what these people teach by it alone.

Of course it takes a lot of work to study and rightly divide that is why many don't and rely on faulty scholars.
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