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Go the F*** to Sleep

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posted on Dec, 27 2015 @ 10:28 AM
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I heard about this children's book on a video called 10 inappropriate Children's books that actually exist. This story was actually written for kids. It's really funny, if you like that sort of thing. Anywho, I'm sure that many of you parents will be able to sympathize. Just don't read it to your kids.

Warning: As if you haven't guessed from the title, the language here is rough.

Here is the video I learned about Go the F*** to Sleep from. Some of these make me shake my head. I think my favorite is Cooking with Pooh. Say that title out loud. Yeah, somebody wasn't thinking.




posted on Dec, 27 2015 @ 10:34 AM
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It is a kids' book but it's marketed/meant more as a gift to the parents at showers and that sort of thing.

That said, we have had a string of three or four days where we've been having those "go the "f" to sleep" moments with our kiddo these past days. I guess he inherited the weather sensitivity from his mom.

That said, it has a companion book now:


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posted on Dec, 27 2015 @ 10:37 AM
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a reply to: Skid Mark

There is no one better who could narrate this book any better.
I am sitting here laughing my f****ng a** off and loving it!




posted on Dec, 27 2015 @ 10:39 AM
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a reply to: ketsuko
I'm actually thinking of getting it for my brother and sister in law. They're expecting in April.
ETA: Nice companion book. They'd like that too lol.
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posted on Dec, 27 2015 @ 10:41 AM
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a reply to: havok
I'm glad you got a laugh. Now you can show it to your friends so they can too lol.

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posted on Dec, 27 2015 @ 10:45 AM
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Samuel L Jackson reads Go The F*** To Sleep. Now thats divine intervention!

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posted on Dec, 27 2015 @ 10:46 AM
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Definitely geared at parents as a novelty item, not for kids. I've read it, it's funny as hell because it's so easy to relate to XD

When it first debuted, it caused a huuuge rift in my circle of buds. As expected, the Victorian prudes of the bunch thought it was utterly inappropriate, and offensive (lmao) despite the obvious adult market target. Needless to say, there was much butthurt on their part while the rest of us had a great time poking fun at them with the book.



posted on Dec, 27 2015 @ 10:49 AM
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There could be no better person to read this book.



posted on Dec, 27 2015 @ 10:53 AM
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a reply to: Nyiah
Sadly, you'll have those stick in the mud types who just don't get it.



posted on Dec, 27 2015 @ 10:54 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
Agreed; although, Christopher Walken would be interesting.
ETA: George Carlin or Sam Kinnison would have been great, if they were still alive that is.
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posted on Dec, 27 2015 @ 10:55 AM
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originally posted by: Skid Mark
a reply to: Nyiah
Sadly, you'll have those stick in the mud types who just don't get it.

I know. Those are the people whom you wonder if they EVER find anything humorous.



posted on Dec, 27 2015 @ 10:58 AM
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a reply to: Nyiah
It just makes me want to do something even more over the top to see how offended the can get.



posted on Dec, 27 2015 @ 11:42 AM
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a reply to: Skid Mark

Maybe they could con Walken into reading the companion book.



posted on Dec, 27 2015 @ 01:20 PM
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a reply to: Skid Mark

*whining*

But... but... but... I'm not tired yet!



It's a piece of art, I guess. Now go back to sleep, sheople! Nothing to see here. It's all good, nothing ever happened. Ya know the trade.




posted on Dec, 27 2015 @ 01:54 PM
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a reply to: Skid Mark

I'm looking forward to the companion books in a series.

Do Your F###ing Homework.
Get Off Your F###ing Ass.
Get a F###ing Job.
Pay Your F###ing Bills.

And for those nearing the end of life. . . .

Yes, You're Going to F###ing Die.



posted on Dec, 27 2015 @ 02:39 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

How in hell can you forget the central pieces "eat ya f###ing sh!t" and "enjoy ya f###ing freedom"?




posted on Dec, 27 2015 @ 02:47 PM
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Well that's certainly synchronism. .. go the f... to sleep was given to me as a Christmas gift...



posted on Dec, 27 2015 @ 02:54 PM
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a reply to: Misterlondon

Well... you either earned that the hard way or you must be some real funny dude, and you all had a great time going though that little gem. Which one was it?




posted on Dec, 27 2015 @ 06:18 PM
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a reply to: ketsuko
That would be so cool!



posted on Dec, 27 2015 @ 06:19 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy
The possibilities are endless.



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