* 2016 * Predictions

a reply to: zazzafrazz

Damn. I could have gone a lifetime without ever seeing that.

Curse you, Kardashian!

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus



He's got my vote!!

Kathmandu Nepal will again be hit by a 6+ EQ.

Volcanic activity along the Pacific rim will become more active

California ,Southern, will see flooding and an increase in landslides and will continue experiencing severe drought.

Northern California will see mass die off of aquatic life

Aleutian islands will become a point of tension between Russia and The US as new islands rise and others fall below sea levels.

China calls for debt repayment from the US which the US cannot deliver, so China buys mortgages and takes possession of large areas in the US including land for their own agricultural purposes. Regulations will not apply and these areas will become off limits to outside encroachments, taxes or policy. They will be self governed and pretty much above the law of the land. Chinese nationals will solely occupy/operate.

Terrorism will become rampant as lone wolves act globally causing disruption after disruption and economic chaos.

a reply to: zazzafrazz

So wanting that fossil thing... :-)

1. Putin will annex Syria. Because, you know - why the hell not?
2. Similar to yours - only a real dirty bomb - somewhere (sorry)
3. Something good...planet decides to get off it's ass and save it's own damn self

a reply to: zazzafrazz

i'll play:

1. The next U.S president will be Jeb Bush, there will be anarchy within the states, the american people thanks to the Hand me Down Bush administration will all become the next 'Evil Doers'.

2. There will be no Extratesticles found anywhere in space nor earth.

3. Assassination is due on a major party, this will cause a significant change in the next season of SpongeBob Square Pants.

4. Giarda at Home will have her teeth knocked out by a frozen easter egg thrown by Curtis Stone.

5. Petrol prices will rise because they can and we can not do anything about it until Fast and Furious 8 is released.

6. I'll still be here , checking in ATS everyday just in the hope that something bloody exciting has happened.

P.S, You'll see..... JEB the SPED will win by a tickled balloting machine/s

originally posted by: nonspecific
Again this is posted in another thread but I predict the Uk in/out referendum will be a yes vote but the UK will gain certain priviliges within the union as will France and Germany.

This will result in a two tier "Union" with the other nations reciveing a progresively worse deal whilst the top dogs finally achieve dominance in Europe.

Isn't is already 'Deutscland Uber Alles"?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus


Great Cthulhu will rise from his undying slumber in R'lyeh and emerge victorious in the 2016 Presidential elections. We will then get free health insurance (which will cost nothing since we will all be dead) and Cthulhu Phones.

Only if he picks Lord Voldemort as a running mate to lock up the coveted Harry Pothead demographic.

The Palpatine/Vadar campaign were unavailable for comment.

Why not!

1. 6.0+ in California
2. Prince Philip passing away
3. Kardashians cancelled (pretty please!)

a reply to: Jennyfrenzy

Your number 2 is a shoe in.

originally posted by: scubagravy
a reply to: zazzafrazz

2. There will be no Extratesticles found anywhere in space nor earth.

Well I hope not and I'm sorry testicle allotment concerns you.

a reply to: scubagravy

Lol, he looks like he's one foot in the grave already! Thought it would happen this year but by some miracle he made it, well there are still a few more days. Haha!!

a reply to: zazzafrazz

lol, just threw that in there to see if anyone actually reads my crap half the time

originally posted by: FyreByrd

originally posted by: nonspecific
Again this is posted in another thread but I predict the Uk in/out referendum will be a yes vote but the UK will gain certain priviliges within the union as will France and Germany.

This will result in a two tier "Union" with the other nations reciveing a progresively worse deal whilst the top dogs finally achieve dominance in Europe.

Isn't is already 'Deutscland Uber Alles"?

It is late here and am a few beers in.

I have no idea what this means but will give you a and the star.

a reply to: scubagravy

Your number 2!

Some cutting edge predictions.

Political

1. Donald Trump will say something outrageous and everyone will freak out.
2. Hillary Clinton will lie again and no one says a word.
3. Bernie Sanders gets the endorsement of the "Get off my lawn" Lobby.
4. Someone sneaks Ex-Lax into Congressional water supply and over 500 politicians go missing.
5. Obama will try to take away everyone's guns. Again.

Science/social

1. Hiring will only be done via Facebook.
2. Every newborn will be assigned a Twitter account.
3. A team of researchers in a lab discover that AllLivesDOMatter
4. The same researchers will have their funding cut.
5. Climate change will be discovered to be caused by windmill farms, solar panels, and tofu bars.

originally posted by: Jennyfrenzy
Why not!

1. 6.0+ in California
2. Prince Philip passing away
3. Kardashians cancelled (pretty please!)

I'll back number two! I also think the old foggie will keel over this year.

originally posted by: tsurfer2000h

* 2016 * Predictions

How could one forget Panet X/Nibiru/Red Dwarf, or whatever they have decided to call it these days?

How do we have a prediction thread without it?

Please Nibiru is soooooo 2012.....

My life will vastly improve.

originally posted by: WhateverYouSay
My life will vastly improve.

I predict that's a sure thing!

a reply to: tsurfer2000h

No prediction needed...it's a certainty.