A better NSA search here.
Anyway, you won't find anything of interest at NSA's website anyhow. They have some of the best computer security of any government organization
out there. They better. Almost the entire organization is made up of geeks, hackers, and mathematicians working on some of the most advanced
cryptography on the planet, not to mention the infamous (or not) Security-Enhanced Linux which can be obtained freely
by any interested individual, and those willing enough to put the work in to learn how to use it will find it immensely useful.
You know you're being followed by the NSA when you spy some scrawny geek in dorky looking glasses following you around. All you need to get rid of
them is to pay some hot chick to intervene on your behalf. Most likely, the geek will be in so much shock that a girl is talking to him that he'll
never get to second base with her. Another tactic would be to stop inside some comic or gaming store and offer to buy them something if they'll
leave you alone. Nine times out of ten, they'll take the bait. Or just kick their ass in a foam fighting challenge.
Sorry, self-deprecating humor utilizing geek stereotypes is necessary when we nerds are talking about each other, and the NSA is no exception to that
rule. That's the one thing the NSA can't coverup.



