posted on Dec, 9 2015 @ 05:17 PM
A guy was sitting in an airplane when another guy took the seat beside him. The new guy was a wreck, pale, hands shaking, biting his nails and moaning
"Hey, pal, what's the matter?" said the first guy.
"I've been transferred to Chicago," he answered nervously. "They've got race riots, drugs, the highest crime rate in the country..."
"Hold on," said the first. "I've been in Chicago all my life, and it's not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own
business, enroll your kids in a good school and it's as safe as anywhere in the world."
The second guy stopped shaking for a moment and said, "Oh, thank God. I was worried to death! But if you live there and say it's ok, I'll take your
word for it. By the way, what do you do for a living?"
"Me?" said the first, "I'm a tail gunner on a bread truck."