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Apple Pie....And HP Brown Sauce

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posted on Dec, 8 2015 @ 12:44 PM
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a reply to: Ismynameimportant fair enough, variety is the spice of life as they say




posted on Dec, 8 2015 @ 12:45 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I agree

I would never desecrate a good piece of meat with HP..

But its nice with a little onion and leek gravy.



posted on Dec, 8 2015 @ 12:48 PM
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originally posted by: Ismynameimportant
a reply to: the owlbear

HP Sauce is a brown sauce originally produced by HP Foods in the United Kingdom, now produced by the H. J. Heinz Company in the Netherlands. It is named for the Houses of Parliament. It was the best-selling brand of brown sauce in the UK in 2005, with 73.8% of the retail market. HP Sauce has a malt vinegar base, blended with tomato, dates, tamarind extract, sweetener and spices. It usually is used as a condiment with hot or cold savoury food, or as an ingredient in soups or stews
en.wikipedia.org...

I understand what your saying.
Scones with little butter go down the throat ever so slowly.
I might try them with brown sauce.


Twinkies are just there so the cockroaches have something to eat besides tardigrades after Earth becomes an otherwise burnt-up radioactive wasteland.

Others have already explained PB&J, but I just want to add, the company I work for has at least 1 person from each region of the world on our international sales team. I only recently discovered that the sandwich responsible for the survival of millions of US children is either despised or unknown to most of the rest of the world! Seriously, the majority of children in the US would rather commit Sepukku than to eat practically anything besides PB&J.

Oh, and by the explanation of "Brown Sauce", it's probably tasty on certain foods (not scones, for God's sake!), but I probably won't try it unless I can find a version with a name that doesn't sound like a byproduct of a process at a Dow Chemical plant. I've actually seen it in the "International" aisle at the grocery store I shop at, alongside "Spotted Dick" and other poorly-named foods. Methinks perhaps it isn't that UK food is as notoriously awful as it's reputation. Perhaps it's the food marketing that needs help. "Spotted Dick smothered in Brown Sauce" doesn't exactly whet the appetite (unless you're into that sort of thing.)

I've been planning on making a "Full English" breakfast for some time now, but still trying to figure out/source some of the ingredients. This got me back to working on that. Maybe this Sunday



posted on Dec, 8 2015 @ 12:51 PM
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originally posted by: dogstar23
"Spotted Dick smothered in Brown Sauce" doesn't exactly whet the appetite...


Sounds like a deviant sex act gone horribly awry.



posted on Dec, 8 2015 @ 12:55 PM
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a reply to: dogstar23

You have seen spotted dick in America?

Ive not seen it for years.
The pc brigade changed it to Spotted Richard.

I thought that was changed along with the gollywog on robertsons jam?.



posted on Dec, 8 2015 @ 12:55 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: dogstar23
"Spotted Dick smothered in Brown Sauce" doesn't exactly whet the appetite...


Sounds like a deviant sex act gone horribly awry.


Does anyone want to smoke a fag or eat a faggot while resting their feet on a pouf?



posted on Dec, 8 2015 @ 01:05 PM
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originally posted by: Maxatoria

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: dogstar23
"Spotted Dick smothered in Brown Sauce" doesn't exactly whet the appetite...


Sounds like a deviant sex act gone horribly awry.


Does anyone want to smoke a fag or eat a faggot while resting their feet on a pouf?


Faggot and mushy peas...with brown sauce....
and a very strong fag for afters.



posted on Dec, 8 2015 @ 01:09 PM
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a reply to: dogstar23

A peanut butter and jelly sandwich made from white bread, with two tablespoons each of peanut butter and grape jelly, provides 27% of a person's Recommended Daily Intake of fat and 22% of their calories.

While roughly 50% of the calories are from fat, most of them come from monounsaturated fat and polyunsaturated fats, which have been linked positively with heart health.

en.wikipedia.org...



posted on Dec, 8 2015 @ 01:17 PM
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a reply to: Ismynameimportant

I'm going to go to the fun little UK section of Wegman's and find me some brown sauce, sounds tasty.



posted on Dec, 8 2015 @ 01:24 PM
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originally posted by: the owlbear
a reply to: Ismynameimportant

I'm going to go to the fun little UK section of Wegman's and find me some brown sauce, sounds tasty.


Its really nice on chips and batterd sausage.
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posted on Dec, 8 2015 @ 01:34 PM
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a reply to: Ismynameimportant

Oh my Sweet Lord, lemme get this right...you all over across the pond BATTER and (I'm assuming) deep fry SASSAGES?

And I thought scotch eggs were divine...

Edit to add: I guess we do have corn dogs (a hot dog dipped in cornmeal batter and deep fried) and the equally disturbing "pancake on a stick" (battered breakfast sausage deep fried...on a stick).


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posted on Dec, 8 2015 @ 01:38 PM
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I hear food in replication of phalluses tis all the rage.




posted on Dec, 8 2015 @ 01:40 PM
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a reply to: Ismynameimportant

I'm an adventurous eater. The more time I spend in this thread, the hungrier I get. As such, I'm not sure whether I should call a psychologist, or a regular medical doctor.



posted on Dec, 8 2015 @ 01:46 PM
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posted on Dec, 8 2015 @ 01:57 PM
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originally posted by: the owlbear
a reply to: Ismynameimportant
And I thought scotch eggs were divine...





Scotch eggs are beautifull...
Eat the top and fill with Brown Sauce..

(btw, im sure scotch eggs were invented in victorian London...
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posted on Dec, 8 2015 @ 02:01 PM
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originally posted by: Ismynameimportant
Eat the top and fill with Brown Sauce..
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Why do I get the feeling you would devour your own fingers if they were covered in HP Sauce?



posted on Dec, 8 2015 @ 02:18 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Ismynameimportant
Eat the top and fill with Brown Sauce..
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Why do I get the feeling you would devour your own fingers if they were covered in HP Sauce?


I never thought of that 1!!!

You give a guy some good Ideas lol.



posted on Dec, 8 2015 @ 02:20 PM
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originally posted by: Ismynameimportant
I never thought of that 1!!!

You give a guy some good Ideas lol.


Well, one night we were out of food at home and, using my years of experience improvising in the kitchen, I asked my wife if she wanted 'lady fingers'. She said, 'Yes'.

The rest is history.



posted on Dec, 8 2015 @ 02:30 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Ismynameimportant
I never thought of that 1!!!

You give a guy some good Ideas lol.


Well, one night we were out of food at home and, using my years of experience improvising in the kitchen, I asked my wife if she wanted 'lady fingers'. She said, 'Yes'.

The rest is history.


yep...
one intimate time I mentioned to the Mrs ismynameimportant, shal we have one of the
sessions where we eat of food of each others body parts.

She hated brown sauce ...



posted on Dec, 8 2015 @ 02:54 PM
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My son is addicted to H.P Sauce.

My Nan, God Bless her, used to clean old coins with the stuff.



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