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Jim Bakker's Buckets = TV Evangelism + Survivalist Bucket Extravaganza (SBE)

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posted on Dec, 6 2015 @ 12:29 AM
Jiiiiiiim Baker is bringing you survival buckets. He has with him the man who discovered the blood moons.

Apparently the world is going to be on fire, and you need to get 40 lbs of rice and sauce, and what ya do is mix them together with a shovel, like you do.


I find this kind of stuff beyond entertaining.

8 years of bulk food.



GET NASCENT IODINE err wait wrong show.

posted on Dec, 6 2015 @ 12:44 AM
a reply to: Lysergic

I give myself 6 months living on rice and 'sauce' then I'm jumping into the fire. It's more humane than another 7 and 1/2 years of rice and 'sauce'.

posted on Dec, 6 2015 @ 12:50 AM

I thought he was dead...

The food must have fosselized him.

posted on Dec, 6 2015 @ 01:02 AM
a reply to: Lysergic

What no beans and tortillas? Gonna need some chicken or beef. Otherwise, rather starve.

posted on Dec, 6 2015 @ 01:10 AM
a reply to: soulpowertothendegree

Beans had to be phased out from the program due to flatulency and the world being on constant fire.

posted on Dec, 6 2015 @ 01:13 AM
I never noticed how perfectly spherical Jim's skull is. You could calibrate a globe with it. Or make a bowl to eat rice from.
I noticed one of those buckets in the background had a burger on the label. Bucket of burgers?
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posted on Dec, 6 2015 @ 01:17 AM
a reply to: skunkape23

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posted on Dec, 6 2015 @ 01:38 AM
Well, emergency supplies are generally not a bad idea but too many people are too easily conned by stuff like this. I mean, it's Jim Bakker for crying out loud! Anyone who's old enough to remember what he's famous for should know better than to buy anything from this man.

Honestly, i haven't seen what's in the "buckets" but this "survival food" makes some sense if all you expect it to do is work for short term food shortages or something dire. I think people really just have no comprehension of what long-term emergencies really would consist of. Frankly, if this bucket is your only source of food for years, you've got much bigger problems.

I'd honestly hate to see how this stuff is made though. Again, it's Jim Bakker. I wouldn't buy a cinderblock from this guy for a nickel.

posted on Dec, 6 2015 @ 01:52 AM
I do have my 'survival foods'. I once lived in Ca, where everyone has an earthquake box. I Have a cupboard of tinned meat and protein drinks and milk that sits on a shelf. i Have enough medical supplies for about 6 months or more.

I own a 5 lb can of Green Giant green beans! (was on sale at Price Rite for like $3). I have a 3o lb bag of rice in a zip container, burlap like, so insects don't get in (was prob $12).

I try to keep bottled water for 2 people for a month.

I stock up on batteries. I plan to order a rain barrel. I have 2, YES 2 radios that can be cranked and have weather band.

I own 8 flashlights with batteries taped to them. (all from Dollar General, prob $10 cost in the end)
I have a few small 'power banks' for my phone and e-cig. Lemme be honest, it will probably be for my e-cig batteries in the end lol.

I also live in Buffalo, where we have had severe and long lasting storms..the Ice Storm being worse than the snowstorms. Where some were without power up to 30 days.

But these loonie bins?? They want people to buy YEARS of food? And they are probably selling it for 10x more than survivalist websites.

It was a funny post, as well as a post that could tell people what they really need.

You can get 'bulk food' for restaurants in most supermarket chains for 1 10th the cost. Just pick up 1 every time you shop.
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posted on Dec, 6 2015 @ 01:57 AM

posted on Dec, 6 2015 @ 01:59 AM
reply to Lysergic- That thing looks like the asteroid monster from "The Empire Strikes Back." I would sooner eat my own head.
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posted on Dec, 6 2015 @ 02:11 AM
I stay stocked on emergency supplies, good for a couple of months, in case of hurricane or tornadoes. I don't need troughs of slop that has to be shoveled literally with a shovel. MRE's, rice and beans, water, candles, lanterns and fluid, batteries and flashlights, crank radio, fishing tackle, soap, cigarettes and booze...that about covers it. It came in handy when Ike hit. We were in the dark for two weeks.

posted on Dec, 6 2015 @ 04:43 AM
Yes, it's really funny of course....

But on a serious note I realized something about the way society is trained to think. It's nuts. We're like a bunch of monkeys. We're not even're literally monkeys at best!

Even kids get to keep there own money and put it in there own piggy banks. Even kids are smarter than most adults. By adulthood we're so stupid that we'll actually store our money in a bank account. So essenially we're giving up our money. We're essencially broke at that point. Because there is no money in a bank, it's all fake.

So some of us are a bit smarter, we've learned to live on cash. But still now all you have is paper. It's just paper. If the economy collapses, again the paper is worthless. But food might at least sustain you if things go bad. I guess the only challenge is having someplace to store it which can be an issue for some.

but ya, again we're pretty much monkeys. But it's okay. If you start thinking for yourself, you'll be labeled as some kind of misfit and you'll get put down.

posted on Dec, 6 2015 @ 06:12 AM
a reply to: lavatrance

It's all about presentation.

posted on Dec, 6 2015 @ 07:22 AM

originally posted by: soulpowertothendegree
a reply to: Lysergic [quote/]Gonna need some chicken or beef. Otherwise, rather starve.

Actually, not having meat would ensure a better survival. Not only is it hard to digest and take more energy to do so, it is not healthy really in any way shape or form. As well, you need food for the animals... Which just takes more resources.

If SHTF, I suggest becoming a vegetarian/ It will probably save your life.

Or if you DO want to be proactive, just start cutting meat out of your diet now. It certainly is a great way to avoid cancers and other ailments. Plus, when you don't cook with meat/ animal products, you automatically avoid possible contamination of bacterias. Another easily avoidable way to kill yourself.

That said, this guy is beyond hilarious. But at the same time, hey good for him. Way to take money from idiots who get scared easily!

posted on Dec, 6 2015 @ 07:54 AM
My neighbors are my survival food.

posted on Dec, 6 2015 @ 08:48 AM
I can't believe this shyster is still on television. Those of us that are old enough remember the antics by this self processed man of God. Homosexuality, adultery and tax fraud.......and people still listen to and support him.
Do a little research. You will be amazed.

posted on Dec, 6 2015 @ 09:38 AM
a reply to: Sparkymedic

I have absolutely no problem digesting meat, bones on the other hand....GIVE ME MEAT or I would rather starve.

posted on Feb, 19 2016 @ 01:57 PM
a reply to: Sparkymedic

I disagree in survival situation you need to be an omnivore.

Watch an episode of Naked and Afraid this vegan refused to eat animal protein.... She wouldn't stop complaining about hunger pains.

Protein is easily digestible take your militant vegan lies else where.

Low fiber = easy digestion.

I hope you are only a medic on the interweb.

posted on Apr, 22 2016 @ 04:49 AM
a reply to: Lysergic

I know that we must forgive & forget, but there is

sex affairs

"A leopard doesn't change its spots" as the saying goes...

Another good Aussie saying is "if you're on a good wicket stick to it"

Fear porn brings in the dinero...

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