posted on Jan, 5 2005 @ 04:18 PM
Its a bit late, but I got a chuckle out of it:
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of STD (sexually transmitted disease). This disease is contracted
through dangerous and high risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea lecthim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him"). Many victims have contracted it
after having been screwed for the past 4 years, and in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this especially virulent disease.
Cognitive sequellae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea lecthim include, but are not limited to: Anti-social personality disorder traits; delusions
of grandeur with a distinct Messianic flavor; chronic mangling of the English language; extreme cognitive dissonance; inability to incorporate new
information; pronounced xenophobia; inability to accept responsibility for actions; exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado;
ignorance of geography and history; tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies; and a strong propensity for categorical, all-or-nothing
behavior. :bnghd: