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Egad! The ever present stink of piss!

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posted on Dec, 5 2015 @ 08:58 AM
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a reply to: Skid Mark

Skid... You need to put something through the dryer that will take the edge off, maybe some sort of product or preparation designed for cleaning the machine out, flushing all its pipes and so on. You cannot be having that rotten, ammonia laced stink permeating your entire house at all times. It is a bloody imposition!

Further more, tell your friend to ditch his cousin, or get a different friend. Anyone who brings an adult to my house who gets so drunk that they fail to retain bladder control on a regular basis, would shortly find themselves getting knocked out, and their faces rubbed in the unfortunate results of their idiocy.




posted on Dec, 5 2015 @ 09:09 AM
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Make him pay for the clean up and replacements.....



posted on Dec, 5 2015 @ 10:02 AM
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Yeeaahh, he'd be banned in my house. There's doofus-level stupid moves, and then there's moron moves. Ruining someone's stuff is the "You Shall Not Pass Through This Doorway" limit.

I used to cloth diaper my kids & had a few incidents of a stuffed up nose preventing me from smelling diapers that needed a second wash first. I can suggest with reasonable certainty that either wiping down the dryer with vinegar, or drying a vinegar-soaked cloth should knock the pee smell out. It could take a few times, though. The downside is it'll take a while for the vinegar smell to fade.

If it's a really, really strong odor of pee, soak a cloth in Listerine and dry that. Granted, I wiped down the washer to get rid of a moldy scent, but it worked really well for it, so I can't imagine why it wouldn't work for a stinky dryer.



posted on Dec, 5 2015 @ 10:07 AM
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There is a idea, tell him if he wants to drink in your house he has to wear a diaper from now on.
Either he stops drinking and he doesnt piss himself anymore or he dons the diaper and he pisses in that, either way win/win.



posted on Dec, 5 2015 @ 10:17 AM
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a reply to: benwyatt
I'm glad you got it then. Even at my most pissed off I try to find humor in things.



posted on Dec, 5 2015 @ 10:25 AM
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a reply to: laminatedsoul
I hear you. I used to drink hard core back in my teen years and early twenties. No matter how smashed I was, I'd crawl to the toilet if I had to go.



posted on Dec, 5 2015 @ 10:27 AM
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I would inform him he needs to buy me a new dryer, and he is no longer allowed in my home while intoxicated.
You'll be doing him a favor.



posted on Dec, 5 2015 @ 10:28 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
I am so tempted all the time. I'm not sure how my friends would take me messing with their cousin though. Hell, I think it might be worth it lol.



posted on Dec, 5 2015 @ 10:32 AM
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a reply to: ketsuko
He's done this so often and for so many years that it no longer bothers him, if it even did at one time. It's so bad that he passed out on the couch (where my friend's grandma sleeps) and pissed. My friend got pissed and woke him up by slapping him in the face a few times. When confronted with what he did, he flat out denied it. Never mind the wet pants, couch cushion, and puddle around his feet. The elves did it, not him.



posted on Dec, 5 2015 @ 10:35 AM
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a reply to: TrueBrit
Man, I love it when you reply. It's always so well worded and with just the right amount of humor to get a chuckle. I can't kick him to the curb, unfortunately. It's my friend's house and they all tend to stick together, no matter how idiotic certain cretins may act.



posted on Dec, 5 2015 @ 10:37 AM
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a reply to: Nyiah
I saw another member suggest vinegar, too. I think I'll try it. I don't mind the smell of vinegar as much as I do pee.



posted on Dec, 5 2015 @ 10:39 AM
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a reply to: crazyewok
The diaper suggestion made me laugh. My sister in law and my friend were going to get him Depends because they were sick of cleaning up after him. I think I'll get him some, just for #s and giggles. I'll even gift wrap it. I might even order coupons in his name for some.



posted on Dec, 5 2015 @ 10:43 AM
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a reply to: Skid Mark

hahaha that sounds like a great gift depending on the situation.

Sorry. Maybe I should have slept more.



You did not just say they tried to lie about this though?? That sounds impossible. What?

Hahaha..

I remember being four and sitting at table and saying I "spilled my apple juice" but I was freaking 4 lol.
I don't know how my mom kept a straight face.. I can't do it.. hahaha.


Funniest thread so far today on ATS award!


edit on 5-12-2015 by Reverbs because: (no reason given)



posted on Dec, 5 2015 @ 11:02 AM
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A guy called Skid Mark ranting about the stink of piss. LOL

Try bleaching down the whole works and drying bleach soaked rags. It's going to take time. Industrial strength cleaning products might work better. I imagine laundromat dryers deal with all kinds of piss and most don't smell like pee. Maybe ask a laundromat worker.

You have to decide if your friends are worth living in a piss house. If we allow immature jerks to invade our homes, no one is responsible for the stupid crap they do except us. Stop letting idiots in your house. They are why we can't have nice things.



posted on Dec, 5 2015 @ 12:23 PM
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a reply to: Skid Mark




When confronted with what he did, he flat out denied it. Never mind the wet pants, couch cushion, and puddle around his feet. The elves did it, not him.


Oh no. I would have blacked out. You are a bigger man than me.



posted on Dec, 5 2015 @ 12:33 PM
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I remember being four and sitting at table and saying I "spilled my apple juice" but I was freaking 4 lol. I don't know how my mom kept a straight face.. I can't do it.. hahaha.
a reply to: Reverbs

You slick little sh*t. a "broken water-fountain" pissed all over me when i was fourish.






posted on Dec, 5 2015 @ 12:37 PM
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a reply to: Skid Mark

OMG!!!!!!
What some people's kids!!!!

Have you tried Febreeze?
When our dog had accidents, it seemed to cut the stink.
Maybe heavily spray a towel or rag or two you can live without and dry them.



posted on Dec, 5 2015 @ 12:41 PM
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a reply to: DontTreadOnMe
We just happen to have some here. I'll try that. Thanks!



posted on Dec, 6 2015 @ 12:05 AM
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a reply to: Skid Mark

I don't know how much this would work - but you can try drenching an old towel in vinegar, run the dryer on high for a couple cycles (repeating as needed) with the towel in the dryer, and then leave the lid open once the dryer is done with the last load to air out.

I've heard it works, but I haven't had a scenario to test it out (thankfully).

-foss



posted on Dec, 6 2015 @ 12:42 AM
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a reply to: fossilera
I've seen this mentioned a few times and it sounds like a great idea. There is actually vinegar here and I'm going to do it. Thanks for the suggestion.



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