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Have I stumbled into the ATS e-birthcontrol thread?
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Skid Mark
Is there love in anyone's future?
I really want to start playing Chuck Woolery and begin matching up random ATS members based on my own warped preconceptions and whether they like it or not.
I call DIBS on FORT ...... The kitty on the kitty... Hehehe
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
A recent thread suggested an ATS dating site (bad idea) which got me to thinking (another bad idea) that we could have some fun pairing up some of our friends on this site with who we feel would be their soul mates, or frenemies if the inclination struck you.
You need to explain why these two people would be perfect together; they both think aliens built the pyramids or they have a penchant for posting in popular BTS topics. Current relationship status is irrelevant, they are all single for this silly purpose. The rules are do not be mean or offensive since we are all one big happy dysfunctional family.
I will go first. Since I like the whole 'opposites attract' trope I think I will pair Zazzafrazz, our own crazy cat lady, with Butcherguy, since he has such a love for our feline friends. The fur will probably fly literally at first, as one by one the cats are tossed out a window, but deep down inside their love for all things conspiracy will see them walk hand in hand into a beautiful sunset, partially clouded by chemtrails of course.
originally posted by: rukia
Was that by chance a Freudian slip?
Could it possibly be?!?!?!
is this thread really about you finding a soulmate, OP?
That mistletoe on your background looks p-r-e-etty incriminating to me right about now~
--I want to have fun, too.
originally posted by: zazzafrazz
Have I stumbled into the ATS e-birthcontrol thread?
originally posted by: Reverbs
You are sooo funny, I swear I thought you were kidding.
originally posted by: mikeone718
Does anyone remember a/s/l?
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Darth_Prime
I'm gonna need some help with you, with your boots on your probably taller than all the dudes here.