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posted on Dec, 4 2015 @ 11:17 PM
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Have I stumbled into the ATS e-birthcontrol thread?




posted on Dec, 5 2015 @ 12:02 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
Very good thread Augustus! It is funny how people have their images depending on history here. It definitely lightened the mood and made me laugh a few times!




edit on 5/12/15 by spirit_horse because: (no reason given)



posted on Dec, 5 2015 @ 01:02 AM
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a reply to: zazzafrazz



Have I stumbled into the ATS e-birthcontrol thread?

Nope. That would be a thread with a pic of me. That's all the birth control anyone needs.



posted on Dec, 5 2015 @ 01:13 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Skid Mark

Is there love in anyone's future?


*gasp*
Was that by chance a Freudian slip?

Could it possibly be?!?!?!

is this thread really about you finding a soulmate, OP?


That mistletoe on your background looks p-r-e-etty incriminating to me right about now~

--I want to have fun, too.


a reply to: zazzafrazz

LOL I have a feeling it's more like e-harmony or some weird holiday exchange thing. I don't know. But it seemed festive to me. It's probably the mistletoe.

a reply to: Skid Mark
Or the shiny pins. Or nails. Or whatever those things are. Ouch

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posted on Dec, 5 2015 @ 03:40 AM
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a reply to: rukia
That's from the movie Hellraiser. He's called Pinhead. Yeah, they didn't get very creative with the name.



posted on Dec, 5 2015 @ 05:18 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

You are sooo funny, I swear I thought you were kidding.
Yet here we are.



I really want to start playing Chuck Woolery and begin matching up random ATS members based on my own warped preconceptions and whether they like it or not.



I won't doubt you ever again.



posted on Dec, 5 2015 @ 06:48 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

 


A recent thread suggested an ATS dating site (bad idea) which got me to thinking (another bad idea) that we could have some fun pairing up some of our friends on this site with who we feel would be their soul mates, or frenemies if the inclination struck you.

You need to explain why these two people would be perfect together; they both think aliens built the pyramids or they have a penchant for posting in popular BTS topics. Current relationship status is irrelevant, they are all single for this silly purpose. The rules are do not be mean or offensive since we are all one big happy dysfunctional family.

I will go first. Since I like the whole 'opposites attract' trope I think I will pair Zazzafrazz, our own crazy cat lady, with Butcherguy, since he has such a love for our feline friends. The fur will probably fly literally at first, as one by one the cats are tossed out a window, but deep down inside their love for all things conspiracy will see them walk hand in hand into a beautiful sunset, partially clouded by chemtrails of course.

 
I call DIBS on FORT ...... The kitty on the kitty... Hehehe

You know who you are. You sassy thing



posted on Dec, 5 2015 @ 07:43 AM
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I'm going to claim Lysergic for myself.....and keep him in my basement.



posted on Dec, 5 2015 @ 08:07 AM
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a reply to: kosmicjack

I always pictured you and Seagull.

You both are pretty easy going but when it all boils down he needs a strong (SuperMod) women to keep him in line.



posted on Dec, 5 2015 @ 08:25 AM
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originally posted by: rukia

Was that by chance a Freudian slip?

Could it possibly be?!?!?!

is this thread really about you finding a soulmate, OP?


That mistletoe on your background looks p-r-e-etty incriminating to me right about now~


I am actually happily married in my non-ATS life but she said it is okay if I have an ATS wife so Buzzy is it.


--I want to have fun, too.


Since you happen to be so artistic I think I will pair you up with Spiramirabilis since you both seem to enjoy each other's work. You can keep recreating that scene from Titianic and draw each other nekkid.

Then shove him off that wreckage so you can be single again.



posted on Dec, 5 2015 @ 08:27 AM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz

Have I stumbled into the ATS e-birthcontrol thread?


The first match not doing it for you? I have soooooo many more.



posted on Dec, 5 2015 @ 08:28 AM
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originally posted by: BuzzyWigs

NOPE!

Gus: He's cool - totally fine!!!



You're the best. I'll grab a six and the directors cut of Idiocracy.



posted on Dec, 5 2015 @ 08:29 AM
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originally posted by: Reverbs
You are sooo funny, I swear I thought you were kidding.


Sometimes it is hard to tell since I am 100% joking 90% of the time.



edit on 5-12-2015 by AugustusMasonicus because: networkdude has no beer because his part time job only pays enough for Zima



posted on Dec, 5 2015 @ 08:31 AM
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originally posted by: mikeone718

Does anyone remember a/s/l?


I always used to put 73/Yes/Behind you.



posted on Dec, 5 2015 @ 08:33 AM
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a reply to: Darth_Prime

I'm gonna need some help with you, with your boots on your probably taller than all the dudes here.



posted on Dec, 5 2015 @ 09:24 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

This is hilarious and well done! I know many of you much better than you know me, and they're fantastic so far, spot-on. Nice demonstration of earnesty and paying attention. And, as has been said, hilarious.

This is my "read one page so far" reply - the rest will provide entertainment for the Saturday morning extended wake-up process.



posted on Dec, 5 2015 @ 09:28 AM
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originally posted by: dogstar23

I know many of you much better than you know me...


Well then, you most certainly need to step up and play match-maker now...



posted on Dec, 5 2015 @ 09:31 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Darth_Prime

I'm gonna need some help with you, with your boots on your probably taller than all the dudes here.



Isn't Darth Prime already with this guy??





posted on Dec, 5 2015 @ 09:34 AM
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originally posted by: Reverbs
Isn't Darth Prime already with this guy??


If he was I doubt he would be spending any time on this site at all.



posted on Dec, 5 2015 @ 09:36 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

One from Darth's short list.

Hoping Prime notices lol.







 
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