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Dog Limps Into A Bar Full Of Cops

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posted on Nov, 25 2015 @ 01:04 AM
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Piano player stops playing.
Bar tender hides behind bar.
Silence.

Dog says . . . "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
edit on 25 11 2015 by Kester because: (no reason given)

edit on 25 11 2015 by Kester because: (no reason given)




posted on Nov, 25 2015 @ 01:13 AM
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Bartender says" that wasn't a man"
And the cop points and says," a pig did it" a reply to: Kester



posted on Nov, 25 2015 @ 02:31 AM
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a reply to: Kester

Alright....here is one just for you.
Kester walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.....the bartender asks,'where the hell did you get that thing?
The parrot replies "abovetopsecret"

Be well.





posted on Nov, 26 2015 @ 01:12 AM
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a reply to: Kester

I walked into a bar once.

Nearly broke my bloody nose.




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