What are the odds of a (foreign or domestic) attack in theaters showing The Force Awakens?

Does s***ing my pants with excitement constitute a 'domestic attack' since it would obviously be home grown?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus


Does s***ing my pants with excitement constitute a 'domestic attack' since it would obviously be home grown?

yes they could have you imprisoned under the Patriot act for launching a chemical attack

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

That depends on the weight of your pants afterwards.

originally posted by: karmicecstasy
That depends on the weight of your pants afterwards.

That is directly proportional to the amount of light saber battles.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: karmicecstasy
That depends on the weight of your pants afterwards.

That is directly proportional to the amount of light saber battles.

Then i would hope quite light.

I love a good lightsaber battle but the prequels took it too far.

Very very low. As Grimpachi stated you odds are higher getting killed in a wreck on the way to show. Heck the odds are higher that you catch a stray bullet from a police shoot out then being a victim of terror. If your that concerned conceal carry if you live in America. I'd rather have a gun and not need it than need it and not have it.



One a side note

I liked all the light sabre battles save for the one where Yoda fights dukku I get he is a force master but they made it look so corny with him flipping around. I feel like he should have been more like the Emperor and use the force like a caster. Just smoosh him into the wall with a force blast or toss around objects. He lifted Luke x-wing why couldn't he make Dukku kill himself with his own hand.

I can wait to see how the Star Wars universe is going to be portrayed in the evens after episode 6. I wanna see that claymore sabre in action.



a reply to: OtherSideOfTheCoin

a reply to: Athetos

Officially, it's a "Broadsaber".