posted on Feb, 1 2016 @ 01:22 AM
a reply to: anobody
Ya well if you're stuttering then I could see things being difficult. But that's really not a major thing. That's int he catagory of a "minor
problem". It's not major at all. So you could easily get out there and meet a girlfriend, a lover or whatever. And it's so easy.
Here's what you do. Meet the girl first online via a dating site or something. As you get to know her online tell her that you have that problem.
Explain it so that it's not such a shock later on if you meet her. Like if you wanna meet a girl to mess around with it's not hard. Just put an ad on
craigslist. (or there's POF) You'll get some replies. Then you chit chat online, then on the phone, then you meet for coffee, then next meeting go to
like a mall or book store or something where you can walk around and look at stuff together, then go for a drink, and try and see how into you she is.
Ask her if she wants to go back to her place, or yours and drink some wine. (if she says "yes" that's a good sign you're probably gonna get laid) So
your drinking wine, maybe watching a movie, or tv, or listening to music. Try and sit right beside her on the couch. Your sitting beside her chatting.
Your laughing or something, just touch her somewhere to kinda break the ice. Like put you hand on her leg or something. Then later just leave it
there. (kinda breaking the ice) Then put your arm around her shoulders. Then drink some more wine. Then just try and stair right at her so she knows
you wanna kiss, then try and kiss her. Or if your too shy just stair at her and just say "I'd love to kiss you". She'll pobably say "ok". Then your
kissing. So then start sorta rubbing her anywhere and everywhere you want. Then after your both excited, etc etc, (like you've been kissing for say 5
minutes to 30 minutes, just say "you wanna go to the bedroom". What your actually saying saying is "lets go have sex" (but bedroom means sex
essentially). If she says "no" then chit chat for a bit more, but then just leave, or ask her to leave. But don't get mad or anything. Just be nice
and polite. If she says "no", what that often means is "not now I'm on my period, but next time". She's maybe not ready yet. Not a big deal. try again
another time. Like I remember this one hot girl, she would come back to my place, we'd kiss a lot but she wouldnt ever want to have sex. It took like
3 months before she finally was willing to fck, (normally I'd never wait that long, but she was smoking hot so...) but she told me later that she
wanted to try and build a relationship which is why she took it so slow. So they might say no. No big deal just try again another night.
Anyway........ back to what I was saying....... If she says "yes", then go to the bedroom, turn off the lights, or turn them down so it's not such a
weird thing (like light a candle or something) then, just take her clothes off and screw her. But be sure to use protection. If you don't you'll get a
kid, or a decease or both. LOL I know it's weird, me saying all this in here but the fact is I know a lot of guys in your shoes. Some of my single
friends are like older than you and they still dont' know what to do. It's kinda sad. Trust me, I was there too once. It's tricky because you dont
know what do to get laid. Well you could try and just follow those steps. And the more drinks the better. Drinks or bud is very good for the occation.
ha ha. LOL okay that was weird. But it's real life right.
edit on 1-2-2016 by lavatrance because: (no reason given)