posted on Jan, 4 2005 @ 10:16 AM
(This is a fake report spun from a real incident for humor sake, so dont get your skivvies in a bunch)
Breaking News from Jihadunspun!!
"Evil zionist muderers kill innocent Water Buffalo with military aircraft"
"The main airport at Indonesia's Sumatra island has reopened after a US military craft swooped out of the sky to kill a Water Buffalo with suspected
ties to Al Qeada leader Al-Zarqawi. A local witness claims the Water Buffalo was a devout Muslim and was minding his own business. The US military
was contacted for comment and only offered "We had intel that showed that the water Buffalo in question was a top Al Qeada operative and was about to
plave an IED". Jihadunspun suspects that the US "releif" effort is only a cover for new anti muslim and buffalo operations in the Indian Sea
region. More as story developes..."