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posted on Nov, 10 2015 @ 12:05 AM
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When i was a kid, my Uncle told me a story; "Three sat at a table, with cards on their hands, one of them raised and the other said;" you are bluffing! I am going all in". The third just looked at them both and said;" i dont play poker nor kids play" Lit the table on fire and left the room. The two others stood and watched;" What just happened" One of them asked the other. "Im not sure, but i think its game over"




posted on Nov, 10 2015 @ 12:12 AM
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a reply to: rajas

Is there a moral to this story?



posted on Nov, 10 2015 @ 12:17 AM
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a reply to: rajas

It is hard to light a table on fire with just a lighter, he must have poured gasoline on it first.



posted on Nov, 10 2015 @ 12:20 AM
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a reply to: Wide-Eyes

Ask my uncle



posted on Nov, 10 2015 @ 02:08 AM
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a reply to: rajas

Once I was playing poker and burped, I blew the burp away from people to stop it offending them as I had been eating garlic, as I blew someone's cards fell of the table.



posted on Nov, 10 2015 @ 02:09 AM
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originally posted by: and14263
a reply to: rajas

Once I was playing poker and burped, I blew the burp away from people to stop it offending them as I had been eating garlic, as I blew someone's cards fell of the table.


But if you blew away from them, how did the cards fall off the table?

Evidence!! I need evidence!
edit on 11/10/2015 by Kangaruex4Ewe because: (no reason given)



posted on Nov, 10 2015 @ 02:11 AM
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Since we are sharing poker stories once i was a game at the local club and i got so drunk i spilled my full beer over the entire table and wet everyone cards including mine...



posted on Nov, 10 2015 @ 02:14 AM
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a reply to: rajas

2 little kids were fishing on a wharf , feet in the water , and an old man came by and said , careful a shark might bite you toes off . One of the kids replied , that's OK , my dad has a typewriter . Hope that helps .



posted on Nov, 10 2015 @ 02:17 AM
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What's the difference between a duck?



posted on Nov, 10 2015 @ 02:20 AM
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a reply to: and14263



...as I had been eating garlic


Pics or it didn't happen (?).




posted on Nov, 10 2015 @ 02:30 AM
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a reply to: Phage

Y is a duck .



posted on Nov, 10 2015 @ 02:32 AM
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a reply to: Phage

One leg is both the same.



posted on Nov, 10 2015 @ 02:35 AM
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a reply to: and14263

Close. Very close. But not quite.



posted on Nov, 10 2015 @ 02:41 AM
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a reply to: Phage

One is yellow while the other flys...

Baby duck mature duck...


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posted on Nov, 10 2015 @ 02:42 AM
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a reply to: Phage



What's the difference between a duck?

Correct .



posted on Nov, 10 2015 @ 02:45 AM
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a reply to: Phage

If they quack up they'll fly upside down.

Bally



posted on Nov, 10 2015 @ 02:50 AM
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originally posted by: Phage
What's the difference between a duck?


Grey Poupon and a half mile.



posted on Nov, 10 2015 @ 03:53 AM
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this thread was utterly raped by everyone



posted on Nov, 10 2015 @ 04:07 AM
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a reply to: rajas

A well written OP deserves some well written replies.



posted on Nov, 10 2015 @ 04:18 AM
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a reply to: rajas

And they didn't even buy you a drink first. Harsh.



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