Support Socialism! Buy Your Bernie Underwear ...

a reply to: Krazysh0t

Everyone should know by now that Democratic Socialism is Capitalist, I think they probably do. Pretty sure people are just ignoring facts for hyperbole.

a reply to: Kali74

Anything to push the "Socialism is the devil!" narrative huh? Feeling the Bern indeed.

These look great! And I love the idea that part of the proceeds go to injured service members!

originally posted by: Krazysh0t

originally posted by: ketsuko
Stick it to the evil capitalist Man by purchasing your pairs of "Feel the Bern" underwear! Only $15/pair.

Hey, you're allowed to make money in Democratic Socialist countries.

Because if you didn't, the government wouldn't have anyone to take it from.

I cannot tell if you're being sarcastic or serious, Ketsuko.

I would have preferred something like hats or scarves.

a reply to: ketsuko

Is the idea to not be required to pay taxes? Any taxes? Or should we be fixing how we tax?

Are you limited to one per customer which you then have to dry on a radiator after their daily washing?

originally posted by: Krazysh0t

originally posted by: ketsuko
Stick it to the evil capitalist Man by purchasing your pairs of "Feel the Bern" underwear! Only $15/pair.

Hey, you're allowed to make money in Democratic Socialist countries.

Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
Communism: You have two cows. You give them to the government, and the government then gives you some milk.
Fascism: You have two cows. You give them to the government, and the government then sells you some milk.
Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Nazism: You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.

Our Current System: You have two cows, and your neighbor has fifty thousand. The end.

Awww ... isn't this cute. Has nothing to do with the Sanders campaign as pointed out ... but I'm not surprised at the stunning political insights that have ensued from our right-wing friends in the ATS Peanut Gallery ...

In a similar vein, perhaps we'll soon see a model Egyptian Pyramid that's hollow and filled with corn or wheat or whatever Dr. Carson thinks the ancient Egyptians ate ... don't forget to turn it over, to see the "Manufactured by Joseph and His Many Colored Coat Corporation" on the bottom.

(Note: "Many Colors" does not Include Black or Brown).

... or maybe an "Official US Military Academy Scholarship Award" form, signed by Dr. Carson himself.

Some real marketing ideas you guys can have for free, righties.

LOL

originally posted by: Eilasvaleleyn
Our Current System: You have two cows, and your neighbor has fifty thousand and the government pays for their upkeep. The end.

LOL ... fixed it

a reply to: Krazysh0ti hope Americans don't contribute to those socialist countries by buying Lego or IKEA. That would be totally hypocritical and anti American.

Do you have to share them socialist style ?

a reply to: crazyewok

Yes, you get how horribly tacky this swag is. And the awful visions conjures.

Too bad some others have had humorectomies.

I'm sure Bernie gets a laugh out of such things as well. I notice that some folks just don't have the same sense of humor when a little fun is poked in the other direction ... LOL

Ah well, another day, another joke thread. Don't have a forum for humor?