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Support Socialism! Buy Your Bernie Underwear ...

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posted on Nov, 5 2015 @ 09:35 PM
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Check out Bernie Briefs.

Stick it to the evil capitalist Man by purchasing your pairs of "Feel the Bern" underwear! Only $15/pair.

No, they do not come with built in Depends, but they do have Bernie right where you would feel the burn if you chugged a bottle of hot sauce.




posted on Nov, 5 2015 @ 09:42 PM
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I love Bernie but I'm now picturing a bunch of Bernie supporters showing up at a rally for his opposition, turning around, dropping their pants and bending over with Bernie's face being plastered on their asses for the opposition to see. LOL

Kiss our ass we support Bernie!!!! Hilarious.
edit on 11/5/2015 by Puppylove because: (no reason given)



posted on Nov, 5 2015 @ 09:43 PM
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a reply to: Puppylove

They'd have to be careful. They might get paddled by Grillary spatulas.



posted on Nov, 5 2015 @ 09:46 PM
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No doubt they come with a skid mark preinstalled. Commie Sanders, no thank you.



posted on Nov, 5 2015 @ 09:55 PM
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a reply to: ketsuko

I heard that if you get a wedgie, the face turns into Hillary Clinton.



posted on Nov, 5 2015 @ 09:56 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

In the real world, we call that a facelift.




posted on Nov, 5 2015 @ 09:56 PM
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I hear Huma is marketing a line if I'M READY FOR HILLARY Spanks.



posted on Nov, 5 2015 @ 09:58 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboyLOL!!! Now that's funny.



posted on Nov, 5 2015 @ 10:06 PM
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a reply to: ketsuko

I better not let my spouse see this. She'll be making us wear Bernie panties in no time.

I really want to "feel the Bern" but... not there. Besides, I can't think of a quicker mood killer than an old politician's face on my bum.



posted on Nov, 5 2015 @ 11:28 PM
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Now it's possible for your Bernie Underwear to be just like the man himself. Too tight and full of crap.



posted on Nov, 5 2015 @ 11:31 PM
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LOL, Love It! Just because.

Do they come in both men's and women's?



posted on Nov, 5 2015 @ 11:33 PM
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a reply to: ketsuko

Buy?!?

As in pay with money!?!

What a mean ol' whitey capitalist.

But seriously at $15 a pair, that's more than Sanders is paying his campaign staffers per hour.



posted on Nov, 5 2015 @ 11:34 PM
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originally posted by: Annee
LOL, Love It! Just because.

Do they come in both men's and women's?



Wow, you're really letting your inner bigot show.

They come in CIS and WTF.



posted on Nov, 5 2015 @ 11:42 PM
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originally posted by: Lipton

originally posted by: Annee
LOL, Love It! Just because.

Do they come in both men's and women's?



Wow, you're really letting your inner bigot show.

They come in CIS and WTF.


I shouldn't find that funny but that cracked me up. Hard. Spit out a bit of cold coffee.



posted on Nov, 5 2015 @ 11:48 PM
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I shall order a pair of these fine Commissar Sander's Briefs which would be a nice X-mas gift for my in-laws. They shall feel the Bern.
edit on 5-11-2015 by dreamingawake because: (no reason given)



posted on Nov, 5 2015 @ 11:55 PM
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Sadly, Bernie isn't manufacturing underwear to sell. He's just taking underwear from those that have lot and selling them to people who don't.



posted on Nov, 6 2015 @ 12:17 AM
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a reply to: ketsuko
This should be in LOL, People or Chit chat. This is being sold by a 3rd party unaffiliated with Sanders or his campaign. Nothing to do with elections.



posted on Nov, 6 2015 @ 12:25 AM
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originally posted by: reldra
a reply to: ketsuko
This should be in LOL, People or Chit chat. This is being sold by a 3rd party unaffiliated with Sanders or his campaign. Nothing to do with elections.


All political threads should be in LOL if we are being honest.




posted on Nov, 6 2015 @ 06:51 AM
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originally posted by: Lipton
a reply to: ketsuko

Buy?!?

As in pay with money!?!

What a mean ol' whitey capitalist.

But seriously at $15 a pair, that's more than Sanders is paying his campaign staffers per hour.


Yes! The irony burns more than the Bern does ...

To be honest, the people selling these are not connected to the Bernie campaign and are giving part of the proceeds to a charity, but still Bernie supporters are taking part in classic capitalism to support socialism. And if you watch the video, they do flash Bernie's official campaign swag site, and HE'S selling tees for $30 a pop.

Oh and my husband points out that these undies also invoke thoughts of:



Although I'm not sure how the Bern is conducive to that, but the way some rapturize over him, it makes you wonder.



posted on Nov, 6 2015 @ 06:55 AM
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originally posted by: ketsuko
Stick it to the evil capitalist Man by purchasing your pairs of "Feel the Bern" underwear! Only $15/pair.


Hey, you're allowed to make money in Democratic Socialist countries.




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