Homo Pinus

Latin for pineman.

The Homo Pinus Society is made up of open-minded folks who one day dream of creating human-looking saplings.

Their ultimate plan is to seed Mars with sentient tree life. Many Homo Pinus members enjoy playing magic the gathering, using a green deck. They tend to favor the card Force of Nature as seen below:



They all claim Lord of the Rings their favorite movie saga. Treebeard is their official mascot:



Homo Pinus members despise Pokemon, especially Bulbasaur. They believe Bulbasaur to be a sad failure of sentient plant life.



Sadly, the Homo Pinus Society has yet to raise enough funding to begin gene manipulation projects.

The Homo Pinus Society was created on March 16th, 2000.

hmmm, I wish them luck

I would totally kick it with a Homo Pinus(would maybe even make babies with a Homo-Pinus Woman )





[edit on 3-1-2005 by Tamahu]

They don't call 'em babies.
They're twigs. Or leaves.

Or something.