posted on Oct, 23 2011 @ 01:14 PM
I thought I'd help the cause with the ultimate anti-troll weapon.
Use thoughtfully, and carefully. Proven effective.
I discovered this many years ago, but would like to put it into your
May it serve you well.
Scott Pakin's automatic complaint-letter generator
Testimony ... it just layed low a troll in my current thread, back to some thoughtfulness.
My original goal for this letter was to scrutinize Bogamil's remarks point by clueless point. Unfortunately, Bogamil's focus wanders so wildly
that he never actually finishes any of his points. I think you will notice this in the ensuing discussion. Before I say anything else, I'd like to
state the following disclaimer for Bogamil's benefit: Warning! This letter may contain sarcasm. Okay, now that that's taken care of, let me posit
the hypothesis that I love hearing the claims of an unenlightened layabout who doesn't realize that he's an unenlightened layabout. As a case in
point, consider Bogamil's claim that his maneuvers are intelligent, commonsensical, and entirely consonant with the views of ordinary people. Such
claims always make me laugh because, as we all know, supercilious, hotheaded scumbags are often found at Bogamil's elbow. This suggests to me that
Bogamil has—not once, but several times—been able to yield this country to the forces of darkness, oppression, and tyranny without anyone stopping
him. How long can that go on? As long as his uncongenial obloquies are kept on life support. That's why we have to pull the plug on them and oppose
our human vices wherever they may be found—arrogance, hatred, jealousy, unfaithfulness, avarice, and so on. My eventual goal for this letter is to
invite all the people who have been harmed by Bogamil to continue to express and assert their concerns in a constructive and productive fashion. I'm
counting on you for your support.