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Three Texas Surgeons

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posted on Jan, 3 2005 @ 02:17 PM
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Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.


One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon inTexas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."


One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."


The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a guy who was high on coc aine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train travailing 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States."




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