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The best (or is it the worst?) commercial EVAH!

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kosmicjack

posted on Oct, 23 2015 @ 07:14 AM
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A patriotic spectacle that would make even Stephen Colbert cry:




It's epic in it's American, Texan, kick-ass, cheesey, campy goodness. Not sure I would hire him as a lawyer though.


TEXAS LAW HAWK! HELLZ YEAH!

edit on 10/23/2015 by kosmicjack because: (no reason given)


Kangaruex4Ewe

posted on Oct, 23 2015 @ 07:18 AM
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OH wow... Lol.

There's so much ego crammed all up in there I can almost smell it.

He should be ashamed for making me want to kill a hawk and a pint at the same time.



DAVID64

posted on Oct, 23 2015 @ 07:25 AM
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Oh.....
My........
God.



kosmicjack

posted on Oct, 23 2015 @ 07:29 AM
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a reply to: Kangaruex4Ewe

Irony, if you kill a hawk, you'll need a lawyer.


Kangaruex4Ewe

posted on Oct, 23 2015 @ 07:33 AM
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originally posted by: kosmicjack
a reply to: Kangaruex4Ewe

Irony, if you kill a hawk, you'll need a lawyer.


That's his master plan I think... Because who will you call then? Of course the hawk lawyer.

Retarded genius if I ever saw it.


kosmicjack

posted on Oct, 23 2015 @ 07:36 AM
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He's destined to be Donald Trumps running mate. The Eagle and the Hawk.


Somewhere Chuck Norris is weeping tears of joy.


AugustusMasonicus

posted on Oct, 23 2015 @ 07:40 AM
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originally posted by: kosmicjack
Somewhere Chuck Norris is weeping tears of joy.


He could be their Secretary of Defense.



And Offense.


Lysergic

posted on Oct, 23 2015 @ 07:42 AM
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a reply to: kosmicjack

www.abovetopsecret.com...


kosmicjack

posted on Oct, 23 2015 @ 07:49 AM
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a reply to: Lysergic

Dammit! So random. I'll alert the authorities.


masqua

posted on Oct, 23 2015 @ 07:56 AM
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a reply to: kosmicjack

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