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Hail Satan, Our Father Who Art in Hell; Hallowed Be Thy Name

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posted on Oct, 22 2015 @ 01:09 PM
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originally posted by: infolurker
a reply to: WakeUpBeer

Willingly promoting and praising the great deceiver?

Insanity.

Well, you just made his point. Loud and clear...




posted on Oct, 22 2015 @ 01:48 PM
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a reply to: stosh64

It is satire, and people are missing IMO.

Satire usually has a point to make as well, I think the point here is just because the bible says satan is this great evil doesn't mean it is the only way satan should be seen.

It is blind faith to think that.



posted on Oct, 22 2015 @ 02:22 PM
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After reading some of the OPs responses, I brand this thread a Grade A troll.



posted on Oct, 22 2015 @ 02:56 PM
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Some of the Christian responses in this thread.... hilarious.
As if it's all real *rolls eyes*

"oooooh don't say the name of the deceiver" "It's your soul"

Honestly....

Just...



posted on Oct, 22 2015 @ 02:58 PM
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Beetlejuice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Beetlejuice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You guys are #ed now.

Betelgeuse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



posted on Oct, 22 2015 @ 03:01 PM
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I must admit I am a little upset at the accusations of troll. Why am I a troll? Just because I found faith in something amazing and want to share it?

There I was quickly walking to the grocery store the other night. It was 2:20 AM. Here in Oregon they stop selling alcohol at 2:30 AM. I was in a rush. I was already a bit tipsy but ran out of beer and desperately wanted more. The store was close, only a five minute walk away from my apartment, if that. There are two things between my apartment and the store. A duck pond, and a church. I picked up my pace at the duck pond, and began to run. I like to cut through the church parking lot to save a little time and without hesitation began to do so. Well, my mind was so focused on getting the beer in time that I wasn't paying attention to my surroundings. The loud music in my headphones didn't help either. I was struck by a car on its way out of the church lot.

I was knocked to the ground and lost consciousness. The last thing I remember thinking before things went dark was, "How fitting that this atheist should die in a church parking lot". In that moment though, for a brief instant, I didn't feel much like an atheist. I'm not sure how long things were black. Suddenly I felt myself being pulled out of my body. I could see myself on the concrete as I rose into the air. There were paramedics on the scene now. I kept rising. It was very quick, seconds maybe. And there I was, in space, above the Earth. It was beautiful.

Then I saw it. A white flash that should have been blinding right before my eyes. And he stepped out. I'm not sure how I knew who he was, but I did. He had no bifurcated tongue, no pointy tail, no pitchfork. He was beautiful. The most beautiful thing I have ever witnessed. He began to speak. Oh and his voice was pure. He told me how things had really happened between him and the creator. How they disagreed. He explained he just couldn't abide by the creators rules in good conscience. It wasn't fair for us, he said. "I'm sending you back" he said. Before I knew it I woke up on the concrete. Amazingly with only heavy bruising.

Satan is not what many have made him out to be. All I hear are the accusations.

My friends, I have seen the light.



posted on Oct, 22 2015 @ 03:08 PM
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a reply to: WakeUpBeer

why would ANY god need to buy a soul? please explain in detail.

btw i just believe in doing good, i dont believe in any religion.

bad = negitive

good = positive

and before you start asking how we define terms

positive= smiles and hugs

negitive = frowns and violence

broad definitions but understandable so please dont split hairs



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posted on Oct, 22 2015 @ 03:12 PM
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a reply to: WakeUpBeer
Maybe 'short stories' or 'jokes, puns and pranks' would have been more fitting for this.



posted on Oct, 22 2015 @ 03:12 PM
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originally posted by: DOCHOLIDAZE1
a reply to: WakeUpBeer

why would ANY god need to buy a soul? please explain in detail.

Where do you see that in his post? Are you talking about Jesus purchase of souls? Or Satans purchase of souls? Both are myths. I'm just curious.



posted on Oct, 22 2015 @ 03:13 PM
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originally posted by: DOCHOLIDAZE1
a reply to: WakeUpBeer

why would ANY god need to buy a soul? please explain in detail.

He doesn't need to buy souls, nor does he. The whole selling your soul at the crossroads thing is a myth propagated by his enemies. Unfortunately it has frightened many away from him, and given those who would potentially rally around him the wrong impression.



posted on Oct, 22 2015 @ 03:14 PM
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a reply to: WakeUpBeer

The word satan means adversary.It is not a personal being or entity.It is certainly not the fantasy myth of Lucifer being the highest archangel that rebelled against God and fell from heaven.The word lucifer(heylel) is used one time in all of the scripture and means light bearing(not morning star) and is not a personal being or entity either.

However... satan is alive and well and is truly the “ruler of this world and the father of lies.The fact is the nature of ALL of mankind’s is religious.The amalgamation of all of a persons experiences form their belief in faith of their Belief System religion.

Some peoples foundational belief is “herd” religion like Christianity or Islam.However EVERYONE'S belief in a God is 100% false.The God everyone believes in is themselves made in their own image(imagination) and likeness.This “God” is the adversary/satan the ruler of all of the world because it controls EVERYONE.

This God of religion is the source of all conspiracy and fear and hate and is the root cause of the great division of men yet man keeps feeding it believing it is benevolent.It is impossible for them to extract themselves from satans influence because satan IS them.
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posted on Oct, 22 2015 @ 03:20 PM
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according to your whole premise which is based on the bible of which many people call fiction, directly simulates the fiction that most know, so which fiction is true and what is false
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posted on Oct, 22 2015 @ 03:21 PM
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a reply to: DOCHOLIDAZE1

My premise is based on personal experience.



posted on Oct, 22 2015 @ 03:21 PM
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a reply to: WakeUpBeer

how do you "know" what he "does" or "needs" to do? and how do you know "he" is a he
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posted on Oct, 22 2015 @ 03:23 PM
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a reply to: WakeUpBeer

sorry seems you changed your avatar since i first visted thought you were someone else
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posted on Oct, 22 2015 @ 03:27 PM
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originally posted by: DOCHOLIDAZE1
a reply to: WakeUpBeer

how do you "know" what he "does" or "needs" to do? and how do you know "he" is a he

I met "him" during my NDE. He appeared male but I don't actually know if he has a sex or not. I'm not up to speed on angel anatomy. As for knowing his needs or what he does.. well I can't know all of that. As far as the purchasing of souls thing goes though, I asked him about it. Not during my NDE but since, in prayer. Also, he has never approached me and offered anything for mine



originally posted by: DOCHOLIDAZE1
sorry my premise post was sposed to go to op

my bad

I am the OP.



posted on Oct, 22 2015 @ 03:29 PM
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a reply to: Klassified

if there both myths this conversation is pointless, no need to reply



posted on Oct, 22 2015 @ 03:30 PM
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a reply to: stosh64

What makes you say that? I don't understand.



posted on Oct, 22 2015 @ 03:31 PM
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a reply to: WakeUpBeer

sorry got confused its all good now



posted on Oct, 22 2015 @ 03:33 PM
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a reply to: WakeUpBeer

so you didnt answer the first question how do you know whAT SAID ANGEL wants and needs?




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