1. The blond bimbo is really intelligent.
2. The blonde bimbo is really stupid.
3. Only ex-supermodels see street racing.
4. Madonna is more than just a singer.... yea, whatever.
5. No one likes a grass... not even the cops.
6. The bigger, stronger, taller, armed man always loses.
7. James Bond only ages 5 years then he starts all over again.
8. The school nerd always becomes the hero. Even in American Pie 2.
9. All teenage house partys feature no teenagers.
10. It'll end in tears.
11. The short guy is always the funny guy. Except in Casino.
12. As long as theres a long running government conspricy you can get away with multipule murders and faking you're own death. Even when you work for
the FBI.
13. You can survive anything.
14. The Matrix is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now in this very room. You can see it when you look out your window. Or when you turn on your
television. You can feel it when you go to work. When you go to Church. When you pay your taxes. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes
to blind you from the truth.
15. As long as The Matrix exists, the human race will never be free.
16. You're going to help us, Mr. Anderson. Whether you want to or not.
17. All Dino science people are wrong, raptors are really six feet tall.
18. Despite space being a vacuum space ship can catch fire.
Thats all.
Goodbye, Mr. Anderson.......
[edit on 3-1-2005 by shorty]
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