posted on Oct, 13 2015 @ 08:17 AM
(There may be some 2-liners in there too)
Take my advice. I'm not using it.
I started with nothing, and I still have most of it.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
I don't have a solution, but I do admire the problem
Treat each day like it's your last. One day you will be right.
I hate redundancy. I want to abolish it, delete it, remove it, and do away with it.
Artificial intelligence is better than natural stupidity
If you think about it, every organisation is perfectly designed to get the results they are getting.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
My conscience is clean — I've never used it!
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become president. Now I believe it.
Good judgment comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgment.
A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
Forget world peace. Visualize using your damn turn signal.
I didn't say it was your fault, I just said I was going to blame you.
You can do more with a kind word than with a gun. You can do even more with a kind word AND a gun.