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originally posted by: SkepticOverlorde
And -- the best -- there's a secret submarine base miles below the desert of Nevada.
NEW INSTRUCTIONS >>>>>The red fox trots quietly at midnight >>>>> Garden full of weeds, need pulling out by roots, shed door unlocked 19:00GMT >>>>> END OF MESSAGE
originally posted by: yuppa
originally posted by: grainofsand
a reply to: yuppa
...all of whom are under absolute control of the British Crown. We just like to delegate some of the less tasteful jobs to you guys so you can feel important.
@SkepticOverlord, please be close to your secure landline for the next hour as your standing orders are about to be updated...
Now now.. I didnt know we were allowwed to give that bit away at least not yet. SIgh. Gotta go the red phone is ringing,and the backwards type writer is typing. Apparently The alternate dimension is asking for a update. Uugh.. a scribes work is never done.
originally posted by: Hefficide
Just once I would like somebody to accuse us of being aliens. We always get accused of being spies and it's getting boring.
Oh, and if anyone does decide that we're aliens, please don't send that History Channel Ancient Aliens Greek hair guy to my house. He creeps me out.