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Anti-Squirrel Patrol News/Information Network

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posted on Jan, 4 2005 @ 09:06 PM
*On Air*

Greetings, Citizens!

On todays show, we will expose The Village Of The Damned, so that You may witness the Horrors that the Devil Squirrels commit!

Some of the pictures in the following report may be distressing to some viewers.


Olney, USA. A township like any other, Citizens, but with one difference; it has been overwhelmed by the Fanatical NWO White Squirrel!

The Citizens of this fair town are prisoners in their own home, thanks to the Traitorous Human Lackeys that the Squirrel Scum employ!

Calling themselves the Olney Police, these Traitors seek to uphold the Martial Law imposed by the Crazed Furry Ones!

They prevent Innocent Children from throwing sticks at the Menace! Imagine, Citizens, the dissatisfaction among the townsfolk!

See for yourselves, Citizens, an example of The Most Hated enforcing their wills on the fair people of Olney!

But Fear Not! We, the Fearless A-SP, have Agents in the area, as well as the hardened veterans of the AquaMarine Commandos!

They are instructed to wage war on the following symbol:

We Will Triumph! We must! Olney's future depends on it!


Is that not Hell On Eartth, Citizens? This is what becomes of those who endorse the Satanic Squirrels Of Death!

Our Noble Leader, cpr12r, fights to spare us all the Agony of the Citizens of places like Olney, who have already fallen to the Hated!

So Remember, Citizens...

Deny Squirrels!

*Off Air*

*Ring, ring!*


Yes, I know I only featured White Squirrels, but...

Am I being rascist? Are you insane?

Yes I know I am insane. I was asking you...

posted on Jan, 4 2005 @ 09:32 PM
A few images were not able to be seen in your post. Clearly the squirrels are hacking us.

This is Democratic Pingu reporting for duty.

*flashes badge*

Either surrender, or cpr will have you sent to the "facility". I know where you live, because I'm head of the Navy Intelligence.=

posted on Jan, 5 2005 @ 01:00 AM
One of your most trusted members is that which you deny :shk:

posted on Jan, 5 2005 @ 02:04 PM

my friends...I have just heard some bad news... one of my best friends...Hii-chan....has sided with the squirrels...we must destroy the squirrels as soon as possible...this madness must is tearing us from our friends.
These squirrels have driven people to drink
:w: and drive...and then...well...they go

I gave UK one last chance...he denied friends...we must destroy the squirrel threat

(wow this is going great with the music im listening too XD)

posted on Jan, 6 2005 @ 08:21 AM
*On Air*

Greetings and Salutations, fellow Citizens!

With the growing Power of the A-SP, the Detested Furry Rodents are stepping up their efforts to recuit Humans!

We would have hoped for a different outcome, but, regrettably, the A-SP has been left with no other option than to add theshadowknows and bobafett1972 to the Most Wanted List. Their Crime? Spitting in the face of the Freedom which A-SP seeks to grant to the People!

These Criminals need to be Captured! As Soon As Possible!

Once Captured, they will be Deprogrammed in The Facility. It is the only way to Save them!

Aid us in the Caoture of these Fugitives, Good Citizens!

Snare The Infidel!

And Always Remember...

Deny Squirrels!

*Off Air*

Ahhh, yes... the Joy of the Hunt!

'Infidel'... I like that...

posted on Jan, 6 2005 @ 09:49 AM
OMG...they're everywhere...

please check this site with extreme caution...shield your childrens eyes

posted on Jan, 7 2005 @ 03:36 PM
*on air*

Behold the leader we hold dear abovelord/overboard shorty. Is nothing more than a squirrel!!!!

Behold the proof

*off air*

Now i shall be leader.....

posted on Jan, 7 2005 @ 04:02 PM
fear the humanoid squirrel clone soliders........

anti-squirrelists shall fall

posted on Jan, 7 2005 @ 04:24 PM
Lies, lies i say.....

You think these will believe you?

posted on Jan, 7 2005 @ 04:28 PM
Lies, all lies.

you expect them to believe you?

posted on Jan, 10 2005 @ 06:10 PM
*On Air*

Greetings and Salutations, Most Noble Freedom Loving Citizens Of The Free World.

A State Service was held today for the Most Honourable darkwolf3636, who was lost to us during a Dangerous Mission against the Most Detested Squirrel Menace.

However, Fellow Citizens, Relentless, a Goddess of the Anti- Squirrel Brigade, held a private ceremony afterward to resurrect The Martyr darkwolf!

Taking the name Reikuro, She will now strive to Destroy the Enemy Ninja who is responsible for the death of darkwolf3636!

As darkwolf's reincarnation, Reikuro will assume Full Command of the A-SBN (Anti-Squirrel Brigade Ninjas), effective Immediately!

Revenge Is Assured!

We Shall Not Stop until the Criminal Squirrel Scum that Murdered darkwolf is brought to Justice!

Should the Fugitive be sighted, Citizens, report to the A-SP Immediately! And remember...

Deny Squirrels!

*Off Air*

Most Noble?

Hmph! More like Most Unworthy....

posted on Jan, 10 2005 @ 07:24 PM
The squirrels have taken many good servicemen and women from us. But that mustn't stop us from completing our goal we shall destroy them... We have them on the run and they shall crumble under our iron might. We have many more ninjas in training.

Cpr12r Master and Commander of A-SP

posted on Jan, 10 2005 @ 08:16 PM
The squirrels are marching into are cities and raping are virgins. They Must Die

posted on Jan, 12 2005 @ 06:55 PM

darkwolf3636: Are you with the squirrels?
NightBlade144: i am !!
darkwolf3636: GASP!
NightBlade144: wha'?
darkwolf3636: EVIL!
NightBlade144: hmmm?
darkwolf3636: I was attacked by a squirrel...
darkwolf3636: So I have joing the Anti-Squirrel team
NightBlade144: i love squirrels i worship them
darkwolf3636: thats the anti squirrel thingy
darkwolf3636: its hillarious
darkwolf3636: on going war between the members
NightBlade144: uh-oh
darkwolf3636: bobfett1972: *heads back to secret underground lair not in Russia*
darkwolf3636: LOL
darkwolf3636: Basicly tells us where his squirrel base is
NightBlade144: lol Russia is cool
darkwolf3636: Hell ya
NightBlade144: tell him i said squirrles rock, will win and rule the world!!
NightBlade144: and russia rocks
darkwolf3636: Lol will do
NightBlade144: kk

Poor poor friend (my friend from hell with boot camp on the side..I mean fencing camp)

My friends we must stop this threat!

posted on Jan, 12 2005 @ 07:05 PM
My friends, I have gotten squirrel fishing pictures ^_^'

Angry squirrel!!!

catch of the day

this one was a fighter

little furry devil

I think this one was in it for more then the nuts...

Ya gotta admit...the furry little bastards can be cute at times

posted on Jan, 12 2005 @ 07:15 PM

Originally posted by Reikuro
My friends, I have gotten squirrel fishing pictures ^_^'


Ya gotta admit...the furry little bastards can be cute at times
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Cute?! Nooooo! They're taking over you with their cuteness; you must resist or else they will succeed!

But guinea pigs are ok. Chester would never do any harm:

Edit: image size too big

[edit on 1/12/2005 by diehard_democrat]

posted on Jan, 12 2005 @ 07:28 PM
not all the time...just once in a while

are we against chipmunks too?

aww the cute wittle guinni piggy ^_^

posted on Jan, 12 2005 @ 07:51 PM
No chipmunks are cute and they make funny noises when you poke them with a stick. I convinced the leader of the Chipmunks Sir Bites'A'lot to join us.

posted on Jan, 12 2005 @ 07:53 PM

Originally posted by cpr12r
No chipmunks are cute and they make funny noises when you poke them with a stick. I convinced the leader of the Chipmunks Sir Bites'A'lot to join us.

omg, you poke them with a stick, thats so funny yet so cruel...just like squirrel fishing ^_^

posted on Jan, 12 2005 @ 07:53 PM
Muahah im still at bounty and you will never stop the red beret special operations squirrels never i tell you and the picture below is our new special elite navy seal squirrel will never defeat us all because we have the all mighty elite squirrels muahah all your base belong to us!

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