On todays show, we will expose The Village Of The Damned, so that You may witness the Horrors that the Devil Squirrels commit!
Some of the pictures in the following report may be distressing to some viewers.
Olney, USA. A township like any other, Citizens, but with one difference; it has been overwhelmed by the Fanatical NWO White Squirrel!
The Citizens of this fair town are prisoners in their own home, thanks to the Traitorous Human Lackeys that the Squirrel Scum employ!
Calling themselves the Olney Police, these Traitors seek to uphold the Martial Law imposed by the Crazed Furry Ones!
They prevent Innocent Children from throwing sticks at the Menace! Imagine, Citizens, the dissatisfaction among the townsfolk!
See for yourselves, Citizens, an example of The Most Hated enforcing their wills on the fair people of Olney!
But Fear Not! We, the Fearless A-SP, have Agents in the area, as well as the hardened veterans of the AquaMarine Commandos!
They are instructed to wage war on the following symbol:
We Will Triumph! We must! Olney's future depends on it!
Is that not Hell On Eartth, Citizens? This is what becomes of those who endorse the Satanic Squirrels Of Death!
Our Noble Leader, cpr12r, fights to spare us all the Agony of the Citizens of places like Olney, who have already fallen to the Hated!
So Remember, Citizens...
Yes, I know I only featured White Squirrels, but...
Am I being rascist? Are you insane?
Yes I know I
am insane. I was asking you...