posted on Jan, 2 2005 @ 02:55 PM
Greetings Citizens, and welcome to another edition of WarWatch!
Last time, we told You how we, the A-SP, are structured to deal with the Menace of the Squirrels. Today, we will Name and Shame ATS Members who have
Forsaken the Free World to serve the Hated Squirrels of Doom!
Extensive surveillance carried out by the A-SP’s Dedicated Intelligence and Security Agencies has provided the A-SP with detailed information on those
who would gladly see the Squirrels Steal Our Nuts!
The following Criminals either serve in, or alongside, the Imperial Squirrel Armed Forces! Therefore, Good Citizens, they are a Threat to a
Should You have information on the following Criminals, or sight any of them, You should Report Immediately to the A-SCIA, the A-SFBI, or the
ShadowMan: Commander of the Flying Squirrel Bombing Wing, General of the 101st Airborne Squirrel Division, Head of Red Beret Special Operations
kinglizard: Commander of the Flying Squirrel Bombing Wing, Leader of the Flying Ninja Squirrels
UK Wizard: Known Associate of Super Squirrel
infinite: Known Pro Squirrel Activist
kinglizard is particularly dangerous, Citizens, for it is he who attempted to Assassinate Our Most Benevolent Leader, cpr12r!
Fear not though, Citizens of Freedom, They will all be brought to Justice for their crimes!
Remember Citizens, should You have information on the following Criminals, or sight any of them, You should Report Immediately to the A-SCIA, the
A-SFBI, or the A-SSP!
And that’s about all we have time for right now. Farewell for now Citizens! Be Vigilant! Show No Mercy! But most importantly of all…
Ah yes, Control The Media, Control The Mind!
Yes? Pizza Hut? No, sorry you’ve got the wrong number. Ok, thanks, bye…
*Puts phone down*
Where was I? Oh, right…