posted on Oct, 9 2015 @ 11:56 AM
Bro, you don't get it, it's all part of the massively complex conspiracy that governs this issue. You see, the US orchestrated 9/11 in order to have
an excuse to invade Afghanistan and eventually Iraq. This was all so that we could get rich by stealing their oil and (insert complex conspiracy idea
Now, when neither the Afghans nor Iraqis cooperated with the plan we were forced into our contingency conspiracy plan, which was to continue to pump
troops, money and weapons into both of these countries for ten years.
Now when this plan also failed and both countries continued to suck at life at an epic rate and in a truly admirable fashion, we were forced into
contingency conspiracy 3. In this part of the plan(or lack thereof) we trick China into winning the contracts for Afghanistans lithium resources, and
we trick Russia and Iran into getting involved in Iraq and Syria, saving the day and profiting from the stability and oil.
It's so obvious. It's a big, American conspiracy.