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Man Fired For Farting Too Much

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posted on Oct, 3 2015 @ 04:23 PM
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Believe it or not, he wouldn't be the first one







edit on 3-10-2015 by Trueman because: (no reason given)




posted on Oct, 3 2015 @ 07:00 PM
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originally posted by: Bybyots


Man Fired For Farting Too Much


That kind of thing happens. What can you do?

*shrug*

P.S.




"extreme gas and uncontrollable diarrhea."

-link provided in OP


Actually? That's "sharting", which is a whole other level of complicated.




Sounds like a permanent disability to me. Should get a weekly check. Sit at home and fart and # yourself into oblivion. What a way to end it; farting and #ting yourself to death's probably not going to get you to the next level. Maybe next time? What a f$ckin world? Eh?



posted on Oct, 3 2015 @ 07:36 PM
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a reply to: HUMBLEONE



What a f$ckin world? Eh?


Truly. You gotta eat your fiber.




posted on Oct, 3 2015 @ 08:06 PM
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If we can't discriminate against people who reek and can't even control their bodily functions, well then, I just don't know what. Why do we even call ourselves a civilized society...?
I'll have dinner in my room - with choclate milk!









j/k - please no hate mail



posted on Oct, 4 2015 @ 05:37 AM
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I just want to say thank you to all the contributing members who added extra hilarity to this thread. I'm now crying. I guess I'm 30 going on 5, but fart jokes still get me going. I think farts are Gods way of preventing us from becoming too serious.

A world without farts would be mundane

edit on 4-10-2015 by Aedaeum because: (no reason given)




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