Now you'll need to pay attention closely here, what I'm about to lay out for you is the grandest conspiracy of all. It is elaborate, cunning not to
mention enduring. It is a conspiracy which has been prepetuated on mankind since its invention in 1903. It's the Adirondack Chair
You see, it seems like a simple enough device. We all know them to be quite comfortable chairs which can be fairly difficult to get out of, and you
see that's just it; the simplicity is this conspriacie's greatest guise. So the whole thing goes something like this...
Back at the turn of the 20th century the NWO was in its infancy. Nikola Tesla was nearing his zenith in mind control and and complete world
domination experiments. The world population was ripe for the taking as they sat in awe of the industrial and scientific revolution taking place
before their eyes. Tesla had a problem though; in order to completely facilitate his grand scheme he needed one very important condition which he had
heretofore been unable to replicate.
In order for Tesla's mind control experiments to work completely he needed human beings to remain relatively in one place. When people moved around
the mind control signals Tesla was generating became garbled from one person to the next. So Tesla secretly met with Thomas Lee (the inventor of the
Adirondack Chair) and requested he develop a chair which once a person was seated in would be quite difficult to extract one's self out of. But
there was a catch; the chair needed to be comfortable so a person sitting in one actually didn't want
to get up. Consequently, a
person would remain seated in one place for long periods of time. The Adirondack Chair was born. Now, at last, all the pieces in Tesla's plan were
coming into place.
In the end, Tesla's mind control experiments were ultimately unsuccessful. You see, Tesla never took into consideration that the Adirondack Chair
would only become regionally popular. Therefore, his mind control experiments only reached a select few. Tesla had also underestimated the power of
the human bladder. Sooner or later people were going to have to get up to respond to the call of nature, regardless of how difficult it may be.
Tesla and the budding NWO had run into a brick wall. Tesla tried for the remainder of his life to circumvent this problem, but ultimately failed.
Tesla's grand scheme ended when he quietly passed away in room 3327 of the New Yorker Hotel in January 1943.
This elaborate web of deception and NWO control could easily end here, but there's more.
What Tesla didn't know at the time was, in the decades after his passing the popularity of the Adirondack Chair would grow beyond a regional
phenomenon. Throughout the late 1980's and 90's when 'retro' was "cool" the popularity of the Adirondack Chair grew exponentially. Now days
just about anyone with a porch has an Adirondack Chair.
Realizing this sudden change in demographics, the NWO in cohorts with TPTB picked up where Tesla left off with the beginning of the construction of
the HAARP program in 1993.
Now Tesla's original vision could finally come to fruition.
So the moral of this story is, as you enjoy your morning coffee from your Adirondack Chair on the veranda; sometimes grand, world changing,
conspiracies such as these take decades, centuries even, to come to bear.
....and now you know the rest of the story.
Note - For the record; the above theory is likely complete bullocks! The author (me) just wanted to have a little fun with all of the elements
which make up many (not all) conspiracy theories.