'You should be ashamed' American woman says Vegemite is racist - because it's black!

Meet Cassidy Boon - it's a militant racist blogger who uses provocative satire to spark outrage about sensitive social issues.

So, using it's logic and satire, things like Coke Cola, BBQ sauce, char-grill steaks, black paint, Jack Black, black pencils and roads with white lines on black tar is why we are all racists and it is here to make things better.

Again, using it's logic and satire, if you're Irish - Guinness (and potatoes) are why you are racists - and, and if you like Black Sabbath or the White Stripes, well, you are clearly a devil worshiping mega-racist.

If you like Zebras you are a bi-polar racist.

This cow is stealing our oxygen and has the potential to breed - these are the real issues.

Anyway - check this out - the second video is going to give you a WTF moment.


Cassidy Boon - The Aboriginal saviour

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everyone wants that YT dolla.

She's pretty hysterical.

And in the 0.0000000001% chance that she's not just trolling for youtube clicks and is being serious...frankly, the world needs more bat# insane people like her.

a reply to: Sublimecraft

So, using it's logic and satire,...

Well what if you resisted the urge to use its logic and satire, and just took it as the trolling that it is? Pretty good trolling, too, I might add.

a reply to: Sublimecraft

Don't you see? It's racist if someone says it's racist.

There's no innocent until proven guilty anymore.

You're racist! Don't worry, if you're not, a retraction will be printed on page 26.

ETA:

After watching the second video, I conclude I am being trolled.

"A small part of me was happy to be alive"

lol

a reply to: Bybyots

Well, you see, I was at a crossroads here, I didn't know whether to take the piss out of her, or start a go-fund-me to purchase her a new bridge to live under.

So after very little deliberation I've gone with YT clicks and piss taking because that's how I roll and I never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

Pfft... what a loogan.
It seems there's at least one in every crowd.


I really hope this 'person' isn't a shining example of the next generation...

a reply to: Sublimecraft

That calls for this!

Deny Ignorance.

im really starting to feel people with an iq lower then there age should be fixed like dogs and cats

a reply to: randyvs

I love American women, especially the sheilas I have met in New Orleans - they are all the antithesis of the Boon-troll in the OP.

PLUS, Randy, we first need to establish that it is indeed a "woman" - could be a bloke. I would nominate you to do the crocodile dundee crutch-check...just to be sure.

Well muck me, im australian, and before and after The World (KRAFT) bought it ....i love it, so i guess im not a racist......

But there are other colours.

a reply to: Sublimecraft



That'll work.

a reply to: scubagravy

Edit:

and btw, my nan and my uncle growing up would call me their little vegemite!

Wow, now even the condiments are being pulled into this crap.

I feel like venting.

EDIT 2: One has to ponder wether dark chocolate is on her no go list also, it may be good for her

I'm ashamed alright. Very.

But it has more to do with this sect of the human race than it does anything edible.

Some people's kids.... I tell you. Had I birthed one like that I'm not sure I could ever leave the house with any amount of dignity ever again.

Why is it burning, and why are we in this hand basket?

Alright, it's time to get down to brass tacks and more important issues because "enquiring minds need to know"....


In a contest of Vegemite vs Marmite, which one wins ??




OR

I could not stop looking at her cleavage, it worked, I now hate Australians. We won the ashes by the way.

a reply to: CranialSponge

Marmite is simply a pretender, Vegemite all the way. Now if you'd asked about Promite, perhaps there'd be a discussion, but as far as I'm concerned Marmite is quite simply gross and lacks the pizzazz of Vegemite. I doubt there are many Aussies here who would prefer Marmite.

a reply to: cuckooold

Okay, so why is Marmite a "pretender" as you say ?

Wasn't Marmite the original and Kraft came out with Vegemite some time later ?



It's important that we have these racial discussions out in the open...

I thought Marmite was the 'original'. Anyways i'd choose it, more Vitamin B and Kraft i don't trust, they're just Krafty that way.