Some Like It Hot....Smelly, Too, Apparently!

Marilyn Monroe was flatulent, dirty and ate in bed - claim

One of the world's most glamorous women, Marilyn Monroe, was flatulent, dirty and ate in bed, it has been revealed in a new book.

Portraits of her as the image of womanly perfection may hang on walls of admirers' homes all over the world. But when it came to personal hygiene, the Hollywood star's habits were a huge turn-off to her co-stars.

To the men out there, this may shoot down the sexual fantasy you always had about her, to the women out there, this may give you the courage to let loose a few of those farts from time to time!

a reply to: soulpowertothendegree

How deliciously earthy, voluptuous and arousing. Makes the great lady even more attractive.

Napoleon Bonaparte, returning from his invasion of Egypt, sent the following message home to Josephine: 'Ne te lave pas, j'arrive!'.

(The translation is left as an exercise for the reader.)

a reply to: Astyanax

I was going to suggest that some strange men would find her more attractive upon hearing this news, I suppose that would be your category!

a reply to: soulpowertothendegree

And I would suggest that there is much more to Eros than some imagine. Especially those that think people fit into 'categories'.

originally posted by: Astyanax
a reply to: soulpowertothendegree

How deliciously earthy, voluptuous and arousing. Makes the great lady even more attractive.

Napoleon Bonaparte, returning from his invasion of Egypt, sent the following message home to Josephine: 'Ne te lave pas, j'arrive!'.

(The translation is left as an exercise for the reader.)

Ewww... Pungent!

Didn't Napoleon also have a bad case of syphilis ? Small wonder.

Girls fart? This is a new one on me.

a reply to: skunkape23

Nooooo silly! Girls don't fart, poop or sweat.

originally posted by: squirlnado
a reply to: skunkape23

Nooooo silly! Girls don't fart, poop or sweat.

Thank God you cleared that up, I was distraught for a moment there!

originally posted by: squirlnado
Nooooo silly! Girls don't fart, poop or sweat.

They do not eat either.

I witnessed this all first hand in the months prior to my wedding.

Of course girls don't...

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: squirlnado
Nooooo silly! Girls don't fart, poop or sweat.

They do not eat either.

I witnessed this all first hand in the months prior to my wedding.

Haha, second that one! What's funny about that is they tend to lose about a pound in that timeframe, while us guys, hustling to get the money together and keep sanity in those pre-wedding months, live on junk food and little sleep and can't keep the weight on to avoid late tuxedo alterations!

ETA: We do need to give Marilyn a pass in terms of some of those things. She was, after all, high on meth most of the time.

a reply to: StallionDuck

Didn't Napoleon also have a bad case of syphilis?

He was certainly treated for it, because his hair had a lot of arsenic in it when it was analyzed after his death. But that sort of thing was quite common at the time. He died, incidentally, of gastric cancer.

Wait, eating in bed is bad? A good novel, soft duvet, kitty snoozing on my feet and some cheese on toast is my ideal morning. Add some Scott Walker wafting up from downstairs..heaven.

However, I never fart. And if I did, it was the dog.

marylin Monroe farting and eating in bed? Talk about the ideal sexual fantasy am I right guys........guys?