The following poem incorporates all the letters of the alphabet, so you can change any line you like to include the name of your lucky friend or
relative and a bit of relevant detail. No need to credit me, say you made up the whole thing - if you have the nerve to confess to such a thing.
Thank me later
A is for the Apple of his / her Mummy's eye
B is for Baby - sweet hush-a-bye
C is for Childhood so quickly passed by
D is for Days - Oh , doesn't time fly?
E is for Eek! it's downhill from here
cos F is for Frownlines from each ear to ear
G is for Go - you'll find it has flown
H is for Hair - is yours all your own?
I is for Image - you were really hot stuff
J is for Juice - have you still got enough?
K is for Kinky, & Klingfilm & Klubbing - Oh, drat
L is the Last you'll see of all that
M's Middle Age which you'll hit fair and square
N is for No - you don't wanna be there
O is for Old Age and on its insistence
the P for your Prime retreats to the distance
Q is the Question - how can youth linger?
R is for Rude - just give age the finger
S is for Sun - it hasn't quite set
T is for Twilight - that hasn't hit yet
U is Unrepentant, unbloodied, unbowed
V is for Vulgar - all those times you were loud
W is for Why, when worst comes to worst
the X-rated bits are the ones that go first
Y is for Youth - no,YOU don't have to get old
Z - Zimmer-frame: we'll put yours on hold
edit on 27-9-2015 by berenike because: (no reason given)