posted on Oct, 29 2015 @ 07:28 PM
i used to be indecisive, but now, i'm not so sure.
i'd be more lethargic if i weren't so apathetic.
what's the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers? mechanical engineers build weapons, civil engineers build targets.
what's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?
the bartender says, "i'm sorry we don’t serve time travelers in here.”
a time traveler walks into a bar.